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WHAT IS YAWA?💁🏼‍♂️

YAWA is when you give a beautiful girl👩‍💼 a lift🚗
And she faints in your car🚗

You take her to the hospital🏥
and when you get there
the doctor👨‍⚕️ says she's pregnant🤰
and congratulates you that you are going to be father👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 very soon.

You then shout🗣️ that you are not the father and the girl says you are the father.🙆🏽‍♂️
Things are now getting YAWAFUL.🤦🏽‍♂️

You require a DNA test🧫 to prove you are not the father.🤷🏽‍♂️
Things are now getting YAWASTIC
When the doctor comes with the result📜 saying you can not be a father because you are infertile.
You are relieved, but on your way home🚶‍♂️
you remember you are married💍
with three kids👨‍👦‍👦 at home!...
Now you are extremely YAWACIOUS.😢

Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father of those kids..🤷🏽‍♂️
You got home🏠 to find out that the gateman🚪 is their real father.
You are now YAWADED..🙆🏽‍♂️

You decided to travel🚗 home to complain to your mother about the latest development.. And your Mum with tears😭
running down her cheeks tells you
my son.. I'm so sorry 🙏 ...
your Dad ain't really your Dad...🙊
Then you know that things are now YAWASTICATED.😭😂😂

SAD NEWS🙆😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Things dey happen sha💔😢😢

This happened in iwofe this afternoon, there's confusion in iwofe right now😢😭. The security found three heads in 4 students bag. These girls are 20 years old. They're holding a big handbag and they boarded a taxi from wimpey Junction to aka- iwofe
The driver being vibrant felt a strong smell coming from the girls handbag. The horrible smell made the driver suspicious, whom then use the light to signal the police at the stop and search point but because of #500 naira the police were to busy to notice this💔😢😭😭

When the taxi got to Aka Junction, He raised alarm they held those girls and beckoned security to search the girls bag. Many people were afraid not knowing what was happening 😢😭
One of the security was shocked when he opened the girls bags and saw three heads in the girl's bag🙆😭😭😭

After cross examination of the heads, the security found out that the heads were known heads😭😭😭💔💔

The 3 heads are Samsung Charger Head, Infinix Charger Head and one Huawei Charger Head 😜

DEY MY HOUSE COME BEEAT ME 😌😌.

😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🏃🏃🏃🏃💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

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Ashawo read again🙄

𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨

𝙒𝙃𝙔 40!!!!!!!

1. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙉𝙤𝙖𝙝 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙧𝙠 𝙞𝙣 40 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨.

2. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣/𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 40𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨.

3. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙨𝙧𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 40 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨.

4. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙚𝙡 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩 𝙞𝙣 40 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨.

5. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙅𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙨 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 40𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨.

6. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙅𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙨 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 40 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨,

7. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 40 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙂𝙤𝙙, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 10 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙏𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙨

8. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙠 40 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙂𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙧𝙢𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙄𝙨𝙧𝙖𝙚𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙙

9. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙙 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙖 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙣 𝙤𝙛 40 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙄𝙨𝙧𝙖𝙚𝙡

10. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙀𝙡𝙞𝙟𝙖𝙝 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙠𝙠𝙚𝙙, 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 40 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙅𝙚𝙯𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙡

40 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 40 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙃𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙇𝙔 𝙎𝙔𝙈𝘽𝙊𝙇𝙄𝘾

11. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙩 40.

12. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙋𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙩 40.

13. 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙮 "𝘼 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙡 @ 40 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧"

𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 40???

Fast fingers

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This is is how I will do airtime Giveaway one day. By God grace,🙏🙏🤗🏃🏃🏃

List of condoms wey i no 🙈🙈😋

Gold circle
Kiss
Supreme
Ever lasting
Green
Fire fire
D***x
Superstar
Dior
Nike
Monster
Easy
Glue glow
Manix
Metalo premier
Premium
Premium HD
Passante
Delay
M. Loving it
K.F.C
Burga king
Cruise control
Amazon
Skyn
Natural lamb
Internal
J&b
Lelo hex
Trojan
Warrior
Lifestyle
Magnum
Sir Richard
Glow in
Extrem
Care
Cannabis
Royal
Skins
Safe play
D&G
Tweets
Diamond
Global
Fiesta
Letex
Whiskey
Flexible
Airtrone
Super d**a
Mega dice
Tyger
Emperor


but I be good girl normally o 🥺🥺

*DID YOU KNOW*

🤛🏽Birds don’t urinate.
👍🏾Horses and cows sleep while standing up.
♦️The bat is the only mammal that can fly. The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
♦️Even when a snake has its eyes closed, it can still see through its eyelids.
♦️Despite the white, fluffy appearance of Polar Bears fur, it actually has black skin.
♦️The average housefly only lives for 2 or 3 weeks.
♦️For every human in the world there are one million ants.
♦️a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!
♦️Alligators and sharks can live up to 100 years.
♦️A honeybee has two stomachs- one for honey, one for food.
♦️elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale. The heart of a blue whale is the size of a car.
♦️A cockroach can survive for about a week without its head before dying of starvation.
♦️When a dolphin is sick or injured, its cries of distress summon immediate aid from other dolphins, who try to support it to the surface so that it can breathe.
♦️A snail can sleep for 3 years.
♦️The fastest bird, the spine-tailed swift, can fly as fast as 106mph.
♦️A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
♦️The leech has 32 brains.
♦️The average outdoor-only cat has a lifespan of about three years. Indoor-only cats can live sixteen years and longer.
♦️Sharks are the only animals that never get sick. They are immune to every type of disease including cancer.
♦️A mosquito’s proboscis has 47 sharp edges on its tip to help it cut through skin and even protective layers of clothing.🕊️

DID YOU KNOW

The human brain has memory space of over 2.5 Million Petabytes which is 2,500,500 Gigabytes

Then why can't I remember where I put my shoe😅🤘