Edit Micheal

if you smile/ laugh while reading this pls comment and follow

no spoil the joke let's go

Emmanate THE MTN WORKER🤣
👩Her : hello😌
🧔Emmanate: Wassup baby 😁
👩Her : nothing oh, I just want to tell you that I just missed my period, I think I'm pregnant🤰
🧔Emmanate: (changes voice) Thank you for calling MTN center, press 1 to abort, press 2 to move on, press 3 to get a new boyfriend🤖
👩Her : Emmanatesl!!🥺
🧔Emmanate: sorry, you have pressed an invalid option, please try again🤖
👩Her : My love!!😫
🧔Emmanate: Invalid option, please try again later🤖
👩Her : Gosh!, I know it's you, by the way I was joking, I'm not prégnant, I wanted to see if you love me😏
🧔Emmanate: oh me too, I was just practicing how I will be answering calls when I start working in MTN😁
👩Her : oh okay dearest.... I'm serious, I'm pregnant, mum has chased me out of the house😭
🧔Emmanate: your call credit has been exhausted and call terminated, u can borrow airtime from MTN😂😂
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Edit Micheal

On the way from EBONYI state lets show him love
best nigeria goal keeper

After writing WAEC.
After writing JAMB.
After scoring 180 in the UTME.
After practicing jamb questions for post Utme.
After paying 40k for acceptance fee😩
After paying extra 100k (single room) and 250k (self contained) for house rent and other dues.😔
After paying SUG due,Departmental and other dues😔
After carrying files from office to another offices
After trekking from front gate to your department under the hot sun.😫
After spending transport everyday to class😕
After drinking garri for months.😑
After standing in a long queue for close to an hour at zenith bank.😕
After so many copy and paste assignment.
After visiting friends for food.
After borrowing 100mtn and Etisalat just for megabytes for assignments.
After surviving all pressure for sadistic lecturers.
After having sleepless night preparing for exams.😔
After going to night class and tutorials everyday.
After going to all prayer gatherings.
After overcoming the lecturer theatre stress.
After arguing with students who secure space for their friends with pen,book and bag.😔😌
After all this 2-3-4-5years,and writing your final exam.😊
Na there one witch for village,go come say you no go make am for life,You no go find decent job or make money in your business or won't graduate with your mates.😢😢
Infact may the next thunder preparing in heaven deck them down.😕😕
Victory will be ours

Edit Micheal

see what happen at the End

MONEY HAS DIFFERENT NAMES ...

In Church it is called Offering,

In Marriage it is called Brideprice,

In school it is called fee's,

When you owe someone it is called Debt,

When you pay the Government it is called Tax,

In Court it is called a Fine,

In Hospitals it is called Bills,

Tenancy - Rent,

Competition - Prize,

Government Retirees call it Pension,

Boss to Workers - Salary,

Master to Subordinates - Wages,

When you borrow from bank it is called Loan,

To k!dnappers - Ransom,

!llegally received in the name of service - Bribe,

In The Police Station - Bail,

The Question Is: When A Boyfriend Gives Money To His Girlfriend, What Is It Called?🥴🤌🙄😎🙄🙄
Someone should answer me please 😍

I can't remember how many times

Dating 99 girls isn't a swag,
Swag is Dating one girl and
Make 99 girls jealous 🥴

Edit M

✅️ If you are a man; you impregnated a woman, she gave birth to your son or daughter, you immediately withdrew your attention from her, you moved on to another lady and left the one you messed up big time; please don't forget your obligation.

💔💔 You actually told that lady to abort, you left her confused after having heated sessions with her. Naive, confused, broke 💔 and broken; she stood her ground. She suffered but managed to hold on for her child.

👉👉👉 When the child is 5 years or so, you shamelessly show up.... no words to describe you......

👌👌 Your children will always be yours. Get to know how they survive. Always create time for them.

✅️ I understand some men also faced abuse in marriages and decided to walk away but always remember your children are part of your future; never neglect them.

✅️ Whether you are in that child's life or not, your presence could have made a difference.
But it is more disturbing to know that the mother of your child or children is struggling to raise school fees for your child, whereas you are busy jumping from one bar to the other with slayqueens all over; you are not a man, you are a fool and a disgrace.

✅️ The truth is; whether you are there or not, those children will grow, but what courage will you have to want to be associated with them after they have suffered from your absence??

✅️ Make your decisions right ✅️ don't let your sons or daughters to suffer whereas you can change their situation.

👉 Don't allow your differences with their mother to stand on the way of your blood.

💪💪💪💪 For the great fathers who can't abandon their blood, congratulations 👏 💖 your sacrifices are appreciated.

G

Never chase a man because of his looks because one day those looks will eventually fade and what your left with is what's inside so don't be consumed by his physical traits.
Find a man who protects you and stands up for you even when you're not around.
Find a man who values you and who would never put themselves in a position to lose you.
Find a man who wakes up everyday looking for new ways to love you.
Find a man that understands it's not about giving you the world but making you feel like you're the only one in it.
Take my advice and remember your time is precious. Don't waste it on someone who doesn't realize you are too

Edit G

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱?
•𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂❤️𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝗻🌍😚𝗧𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂🥰𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂🧸 😻𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 😻🧸💍𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 🙂❤️𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗷𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀🦋🥺❤💍😭𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 🫀❤‍🔥🫧✍️ 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 🥺🤌🏽🫀🙏𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 & 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀🥹🥺𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 🫀𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 ❤‍🔥𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂☺️𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲❤️😻😭. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱💍❤️🥺

EDIT G

no gree for anybody 🤣🤣 the goat get power shaa😁

how many percent
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