Ak Samuel

WHO IS A GIRL 🧕?

A girl is a person who can aplogize, swë@r, knēē døwn, cryy and even fā!nt and still be ly!ng 💔😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

2. WHO IS A BOY?

A boy is a person, whø can l!e, take care of you, take you out, buy pizza, barbecue, chicken sauce salad 🥗, buy you cloth and promise you the w0rld ju$t tø kñ@çk yøū.

3. WHO ARE YOU?

You are some one that doesn't like or comment on you friend's pøst because, you think that if you do Fåcebøøk or any other platforms will pay him or her

4. WHO IS A W!!TCH?

A w!!tch is some one that døes what håppens in number 3 🤪💔

Ak Samuel

Happy New Month to y'all 🎉
May this month bring us peace, abundant joy and unlimited blessings IJN 🙏

Welcome to our Month ✨🌟

In addy to me and my lovely brother 🎁🎈

5:13 and 5:16 is the code

Ak Samuel

Laugh before going out 😂 😂 😂 😂

1" Common iPhone8 you
won't buy for her but will be pr£ssīng her brê@st like yesterday fūfū 😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

2"Dem lap You for Bus you Still geh Mind they t0ãst girl Wey Ne@r you😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

3" She's telling you her R@pe story and ur Prop£ller is already standing, bro Wetin u wan do,,,,,,, or do you want to r@pe her the second time???😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

4" I said we should meet
in FRONT of the restaurant & you're already INS!DE
reading menu?
F!nïsh reading and meet me outside😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

5" My Engrish ticha jost sc0red Me 4 In My Test I Kant jost 0ndastand😃😃😆😆😆😅😂

6"Yhu Still Dey V*x?
That's How Nigeria Girls Apologies😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

8" Even God loves dre@dloçks, that's why he g@ve it to S@mson but unfōrtun@tely Deliláh was working for S.Å.R.S.😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

8" I can't dåte you. I only see u as my br0ther. This statement alone can make you clímb okada and førg£t to sit down😃😃😆😅😂🤣

9" I don't rike my loom it's so boling I'm Even hungly sef I just fin!shed £ating Bl£ad with spl!t Cynthia i didn't mention your name 😃😃😆😅😂🤣

10" I can still r£collect this conversation
Girl: Ben Xmas is approaching.
Me: Thanks for r£minding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tabl£t for Xmas.
Bem: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: P@rāçetamōl or Vitamin C?
Girl: I mean Samsung Tablet baby
Ben: Relax!! It's Jesus B!rthday not yours!😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

11" D day i went to buy fūfu at mama put r£staurant, a p0liçe man st0pped all d vehicle at de junct!on so dat i can cross de tr@ffic light. As i enter de m!ddle of d r0ad d lylon cút & all de fufu roll to different d!rections, everybody started calling me even d p0liçe man but i just pr£tēndêd i didn't hear them and i went home only with de soup, I H@te £mb@rrāssment😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

12" You will be ūglly and someone will be man@ging you líke f@ke charger and U will still go and ch£āt,
Don't u have s£ñse?😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

13"Imagine u d0dge ur mum sl@p and it landed on ur dad's face,😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

14"I can't dåte a guy that dont have a Car said by a girl her Br@ hand looks líke lagos Danfo s£at belt.😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

15" R..I..P Nelson Mandela, whenever I remembered yhur song I fē£l líke cryyyīng especially d one yhu featured Timaya nd 2face😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣

16" Some girls will not k!!ll me ooo... Which one is "HAPPY ENGAGEMENT, DEAR! MORE RÍNGS TO YOUR FINGER.
😁😁😄😀😂😀😂😅😆😃

17" Nothing h líke buying new Ex£rcise book and getting Zero on de first påge 😂😀😂😅😆😃

18" According to agricûlture changing of girls is not a Prøbl£m it's Called CROP ROTATION😂😀😂😅😆😃

19" I love carrying children £specially the ones with b!scuits😂😀😂😅😆😃

20"I asked a p0liçe officer who K!ll£d G0líath
And he said he don't know..oo DAT I should go ask Y@kubu He's in ch@rge of múrd£r C@se😂😀😂😅😆😃

21" Did you Know that the Girl you are calling small girl Another man is already being busy harv£sting her😂😀😂😅😆😃

22" I w∅nder how those who ōw£s Lazarus môney will fē£l when Jesus raised him😂😀😂😅😆😃

23" Girls that pl@it hair at the road side, pls l£arn how to close your leg KeKe Nearly J@m Me today😂😀😂😅😆😃

24" 0uch!! Please take it £asy, it's My first time, Cynthia Story!! Who are you d£çeiving😂😀😂😅😆😃

25" Dear future wife I'm not b£ggíng you to come as a V!rgïñ but don't just Bring B0rehole to My house😂😀😂😅😆😃

26" Nigerian parents can be so funny..oo they will be líke "Ben remind me to B£ât you Before you Sl£êp😂😀😂😅😆😃

27" The way people inside KeKe Will be looking at you while you er tr£kkíng, it will be As if they are inside pr!vate jet.😂😀😂😅😆😃

28" if the br!de's parents dance too much on ur wedding day just know that you just Mārried the trøúble Maker of their family😂😀😂😅😆

29" That Moment When your father calls you stúp!d and you M!st@kënly reply "U Nko" My brother jejely pack to the next orph@nāge Near you😂😀😂😅😆😃

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PLEASE READ THIS CONVERSATION!

Boy: Honey

Girl: Darling

Boy: I want to tell you something

Girl: go on my love Boy: you know that I

love you so much

Girl: Yes, even if I was not told

Boy: I want to tell you that I

have found another lover!

Girl: dont furnish me with that

joke of yours this moment

Boy: not a joke my angel

Girl: but mine, you said that am

the only lover you have

Boy: yes, I do but.....

Girl:（bend down her head and

weep silently）

after all the promises you made

to me. She turns and left him, the boy

ran after her

and hold her hand and said－

Boy: but do you know the name

of the new

lover? Girl: (silent)

Boy: the new lover is God.

Girl: raised up her head

Boy: Since I loved him, every

negative things

changed. I dont know how to express his

goodness in my life.

See my angel, it will be good for

both of us to

love him more than we love

ourselves, okay? Girl: I love God.


Now if you love God, just take 5 seconds to

type.

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