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Let's play a game fellaz, comment your month of birth and get a chance to meet your birth mate;
1. January
2. February
3. March
4. April
5. May
6. June
7. July
8. August
9. September
10. October
11. November
12. December
Mine is June, oya where are my birth mates???
Start commenting...................

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PICk YOUR LAST DIGIT OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND ANSWER THE QUESTION AND BE HONEST

0 ....Who is ur 1st lover?
1......What is the best moment ever of ur Life?
2 ........Who broke ur heart the most ?
3............Who gave u the best kiss ever ?
4.............Who ar u dating nw ?
5 .......... Where did u meet ur partner ?
6..........Why did u leave ur ex ?
7.......How many ex do u have ?
8...!......Have u ever cheated on your partner ?
9.........When was the last tym you had s*x?
Pliz do not spoil d fun . 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Send it to your friends and u wil see funny answers .

You were born in a first class hospital, I was delivered at home, we both survived.

You went to a private primary school and I went to a public school, we both ended in the same high school.

You woke up from the bed and I woke from the floor, we both had a peaceful night rest.

Your outfits are all expensive, mine are all simple and cheap, we both still cover our nakedness.

You ate fried rice and roasted chicken, I ate local made food but we both still ate to our satisfaction.

You ride on Lexus jeep, Range Rover, G Wagon, Hummer Jeep and I use public transport but we still got to our various destination.

You may be reading this post from your Sony xperia, BB Z10, Q10, Samsung Galaxy 6edge, IPhone6+ and I typed it with my Touch one broken screen, we still see the message.

Lifestyle is not a competition and there are different ways to get a lot of things done, different lanes all leading to the same destination. Just because your neighbour is doing things faster does not mean you are failing.

Happiness doesn't come from having everything, but making the best out of what you have, it's all about how you see yourself.

Happiness is not having what you like. Happiness is liking what you have and being content.

Hello fans,
Its Akpors the Warri boy

AKPORS FINAL YEAR EXAM QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Que: If U can't beat them???
Akpors: Arrange to have them beaten.
Que: A Rolling stone?
Akpors: Na person push am.
Que: Half bread
Akpors: Is better than chin chin
Que: Blood is thicker than
Akpors: pure water
Que: He who run to fight?
Akpors: Na fear catch am
Que: He who lauqh last?
Akpors: na begining of madness be dat
Que: The patient Dog
Akpors: Na hungry go kill am.
Que: Cut ur cloth?
Akpors: According to ur materials
Que: To be for warn?
Akpors: Na beating tinz after oh.

Please grade his exam

Its Akpors the warri boy
A Boy Akpos was
selected as one of the
football player that will
represent his school
team in a football
match.
During the football
match, it was
remaining one minute
to go and Akpos'
school was losing.
Akpos rushed one of
the players and
started beating him.
He injured him in the
process.
The referee gave
Akpos a red card.
Akpos protested and
the referee asked
Akpos why he injured
the player.
Akpos shouted; Is it
my fault? Is it not the
commentator's fault!
He said injury time.
That is why i injured
the player.

GIRL : Dad, my fiance is a hausa man
DAD : God forbid!, boko haram people!?..
GIRL: he's Dangote's brother
DAD : Well; we re all human beings....

Voting is now a kind of horrific event this time. Wonder the kinda country we are growing into? May God help us, R.I.P to those whose lives where claimed by today's voting. GEJ or GMB, all we want is PEACE!!!

LWTMB wish you all merry christmas and a prosperous new year

SEE GOBE: Three men took their
wives to d hospital for delivery,
shortly the Nurse came out and
asked, who is JOSEPH that works with
three crown milk,
the man stood up, congratulationsyour wife has delivered three
bouncing babies.
Shortly, d Nurse came out again
and asked, who is JOHN that works
with 7up, the man stood up, congrats
your wife has delivered 7 bouncing babies. Immediately,thethird man (Akpos) took off and ran away
because he works at 33 larger beer..
WETIN DEY PUR-SUE AM?

A boy graduated from the university and was set to travel to USA to further his studies but his wicked uncle prepared a charm to kill him.
The boy was on his way to the airport when he died in a terrible accident just because he was weak in prayers.
You don't know what an "Amen" will do for you until you fall a victim.
Many will read this and ignore, that is why many are called but few are chosen.
NOW READ THIS;
Wherever your name has been listed in the village or any satanic shrine to die of sickness, suffer in poverty and die, may it return back to sender right now in Jesus Name!
If you have time, type AMEN and share this post.