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🚨💸 The buy option for Marcus Rashford deal at Barcelona will be around €35M FEE. ❤️💙

🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎! BARCELONA SIGN MARCUS RASHFORD ON LOAN FROM UNITED! 💙❤️

Manchester United accept loan proposal with also buy option clause included in the deal for Rashford-Barça.

Verbal agreement in place with final details sorted on player’s salary and buy option payment terms, Barça already started planning his 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 for next week.

Man United set to authorize Marcus for travel soon… Barça director Deco on it, 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢 𝐅𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐬.

𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲. 💭

You told your wife that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier. Her husband comes back, and you hurriedly hid under the bed.

The soldier sends his wife off to the market while you are still hiding under the bed. you overhear him, inviting a lady over the phone.

The lady comes, and shortly after, his wife comes knocking, citing that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them.
Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bed turns out to be your wife, and both of you are looking at each other under the bed like rabbits without saying a word.

1. In School, We call it, REUNION.
2. In Social Gatherings, We call it, GET TOGETHER.
3. In Mathematics, We call it, A SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION
4. In Psychology, We call it, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.
5. In Chemistry, We call it, CHAIN REACTION.
6. In Economics, We call it, DEMAND AND SUPPLY.
7. In Physics, We call it, NUCLEAR FUSION!
8. In Agriculture, We call it, CROP ROTATION.
9. In English, We call it, A COINCIDENCE.
10. In Government, We call it, CHECK AND BALANCE.
11. In Food and Nutrition, We call it, A BALANCED DIET.

DONE DEAL: Arsenal announce Zubimendi signing

Finally. Arsenal have completed the signing of Martin Zubimendi from Real Sociedad for £55million.

Zubimendi, who rejected Liverpool last summer, has joined the Gunners after they released both Jorginho and Thomas Partey. He has signed a five-year contract with Arsenal.

Alkasim Ibrahim Beaten to Dèàth by a Soldier in Mayo Belwa - Adamawa State

According to Mallam Nuruddeen Abubakar, a young phone repairer, Alkasim Ibrahim an innocent hustler trying to earn a living was allegedly beaten to dèath by a Nigerian soldier, Ahmed Ibrahim.

His offense? He didn’t fix a phone on time. The phone belonged to the soldier’s girlfriend. She brought it for repairs. Maybe there was a delay due to work or technical issues, nobody knows. But instead of understanding, she called her boyfriend.

The soldier came to the workshop, attacked Alkasim, and bèat him until he went unconscious, all in front of people. Sadly, the boy never made it. He died from the beating.

Now, the soldier has disappeared. A man in uniform, trained to protect lives, is now on the run after allegedly taking one.

The International Human Rights Commission has stepped in and is now seeking justice for Alkasim.

This is totally uncalled for. We demand Justice for Alkasim Ibrahim.

The US Embassy in Nigeria has announced the closure of its offices in Abuja and Lagos. Full details and reason are in the comments.
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R.I.P. Diogo Jota 😭. I’m devastated 💔. Man just got married 5 days ago. Sincere condolences to his family, friends and loved ones 🙏.
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Just can’t believe it. 💔

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