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9 interesting confusions!!!

1. Can you cry under water?

2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?

3. Why don’t birds fall of trees when they sleep?

4. Why is it called building when it is already built?

5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?

6. “I Love You” is not a questionthen why does it need an answer?

7. Why does round pizza come in a square box?

8. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?

9. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round.
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
One word for the Boy

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Akpos On It Again.
On a wedding day, the
pastor
asked their usual question;
''anyone who feels the
couple
should not be joined in
holy
matrimony should
speak now, or forever
remain
silent''
Akpors raised his hand
from the
back. On seeing him, the
groom
ran away from the church
thinking akpos wanted to
expose
him, the bride fainted and
when
she was revived, the
pastor asked
Akpors, ''why did you
raise your
hand,''
Akpors replied, ''i just
want tell
you that we can't hear
you clearly
at the Back sit"
One word for Akpos

VERY TOUCHING STORY!
A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.

Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked at the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"

The old lady replied...

OMO, superblue multiactive detergent!.. it will remove all stubborn stains!!!

Please do not even start swearing at me... I am also mad and i'm still hunting for the person who mailed this to me! Since I cannot be the last Mugu standing, I just had 2 pass it on. So, if you want to be the last Mugu, ignore it, but why not just pass it on too & share! It is fun to join the happy group of Mugus! ..LMAO

Students eyes in the class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
When teacher say tomorrow will be exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
(O_O) (O_O)
During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)
(→_→) (←_←)
When invigilator comes in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)
(↓_↓)

STORY OF A GIRL
A girl was sitting on a chair at the gas station
she worked at. She looked up and saw her
boyfriend walk in. As he was looking at snacks,
a man walked in and pointed a gun at her. He
had been admiring her ring her boyfriend had
given to her as a token of his love. When he
asked her to give it to him, she said no. Her
boyfriend looked up just in time to see her
shot. He ran over to the killer and beat him
over the head with a hammer that was for
sale. Then he ran and called 911. When the
ambulance came, he was sobbing
uncontrollably near his girlfriend.
The doctor came over and felt for her pulse.
Then he stood up and said she was still alive.
Later at the hospital, as he was sitting beside
her, he asked"Why didn't you just give him the
ring?" and then she softly spoke"Because
when you gave it to me, you said it was part of
your love for me and I knew if I gave him the
ring, I would lose that love." The next day, she
was pronounced dead.
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A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She immediately reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, shes sees her husband there, reading magazine.

"Hi darling" he said "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them?"
-O.Sh*ttu

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands 4 u in times of need.

A genuine friend is lke a bra, she supports your resources all d times,

A faithful friend is like condom,he protects u from danger,a loving friend is like va**na, she accommodates u irrespective of the size of ur problem!

Where do u belong ?
-O.Sh*ttu