Ayodele

Sure 99 will still fail this

Good evening ladies and gentlemen first of all, I want to tell you that Relationship wey boyfriend and
girlfriend dey speak English no dey last.🙋‍♂️🙎‍♀️Thankiu 😅😅

2. Welcome to Nigeria,
They will be like: "I will keep you
in my prayers " But they don't even
Pray..! 😒 🙎‍♂️ 🙎‍♀️🇳🇬

3. Maths teachers will teach you addition,
give subtraction for class work,
multiplication for home work, division for class test then quadratic equation during exams😴🤣🤣

4. Pr******te giving motivational speech

"I Started my business with just one round" oh nooooo 😬😬😆😭

5. Everything in Africa now is connection,
including Hatred.....
Someone will just hate you through
another person without any reason 😒🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

6. Welcome to Nigeria 🇳🇬 where a thief will rob you while wearing a T-shirt written "TOGETHER WE CAN STOP CRIME" 😏🔫🙆‍♂️

7. I'm sure it's the Whites that killed Jesus. Because Africans will never kill somebody that turns water into wine. 💦🍷♥️🙂

8. After a successful journey,
American: I arrived London safely
Africans: London things on point , child of grace, hatters stand well, God no go shame us, Mom I did it, ...ect
Who bewitch Africa? 🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂🤷🏿‍♂️

9. Girl: Hi Darling
Boy: What's up hun
Girl: Sweety can you please sub for me?
Boy: I'm sorry I don't have money
Girl: okay bro
(Darling and sweetie has turned to bro) ... Girls eeeh 😒 🙎‍♀️😆

10. Her: Mom can I go out?🙏

Mom: Cynthia you are 30 you're not even supposed to come back 😏👩 🙎‍♀️😆

11. Shawarma has Come and
Gone..Pizza will soon
Go, but You See that thing called
"AKARA",...It's Not Going Anywhere!😋😋

12. All women love 2k, even when you give dem 100k, they will still say "baby hope you haven't forgotten about the 2k" nothing wey 2k no go see for women hand😅🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

13. Bros Relax
That Girl you're begging is also Begging another Guy not to Leave her🤭
We're all Beggers in this Country 🇳🇬
😆😆🏃
14. Dear mark
*
This freemode no day last again, increase am to 200%🙏😕
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

15. Ibadan Yahoo boys will lodge in a hotel and be going home to eat 🤣

16. Side chics be like “so Precious didn’t see this pimples on your face abi.. it’s only s*x she knows”😂😂
🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

17. If today frustrates you🥺remember that I have a phone that goes off at 80%🤗❤️

18. Nobody
"Me as a father"
Them: We have your child
Me: What are your demands?
Them: *Are you out of your mind?
The daycare closed since, come and get him now*.🙆🏽‍♂️😂
🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

19. If I dey enter your eyes toast me. No dey zoom my picture, you dey press my chest.. e dey pain me 😒
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

20. Even the smell of fufu has reduced.. What kind of economy is this?! 😑
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

21. Are you hurt? Are you lonely? Is your babe treating you badly?
*
You deserve it.. You see me finish run go date mumu 😂😂

22. Nothing is more stupid than a cow 🐄 , when you hit it,
It says "more!!!".😂

23. Incase you feel poor, sell one part and become rich.

Kidney =115Million
Liver = 57 million
Heart = 320 million
Eye = 52 million
Spinalcord= 368 million.😒
🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

😁😅😅😅👇

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Breaking News 🤦‍♂️💔

Peller reveals that Davido refused to give him the money they made during their Live on TikTok.

During their live on TikTok, they made $3000 , Davido said someone was going to send it to him and after a week the person didn’t send it 🤦‍♂️💔. He texted Davido and he replied in 1 minute .

He refused he won’t send the $3k but guess what ? He sent him $5k immediately. Bro Davido is just a different kind of human . After coming for Peller’s Live Show for free he still sent him $5k . He didn’t even talk about it . Davido is just a great person .

Moral lesson : May you find favor in someone’s eyes this Sunday . Amen ❤️🙏