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hmm u go dey trust woman okay oooko

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS! WIZKID NO DEY PLAY WITH GENERATIONAL WEALTH! 😳💰

Big Wiz has just bought his 14-year-old son, Bolu, the latest 2025 Mercedes-Benz to start learning how to drive! 🚘🔥
At just 14, Bolu already has what most adults are still praying for — a whole Benz to his name! 😭🙌

His mom was even spotted today teaching him how to drive around their neighborhood. 🛞💨
Na this kind parenting we dey pray for oo!

Moral of the story:
May we all succeed financially so our children never have to struggle the way we did. 🙏🏽💼

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Laugh and laugh again 😂🤣

1. No matter how cute & modernized u are, u must always look like a cow , wen eating sugarcane...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Baby it's not that I don't like you but how can you tell me that you scored 1st position in jamb🙆🙆🙆😓

3. My mum want to do a surprise cake for me and am the one mixing the flour😂😂

4. Nigerian mothers will beat you up for doing something wrong, they will still beat you for crying and finally beats you for you to stop crying😇🤣🤣🤔🤔

5. Do you know it can take family and friends just 5days to raise 3m for burial and 1yr to raise 200k to support the living? # FACT !!🙆🙆😂

6. # BITTER_TRUTH : Young man , before you think of impressing your girlfriend , make sure your mother is not starving at home....😰

7. When a guy open a car door for a girl, it’s either the girl is new or the car is new.😂😂😂

8. After aborting like a dozen times , you will be praying for fruit of the womb when you've already uprooted the whole tree ... Hmmm..🤷

9. Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if it’s not you, it can’t be you.😂😂

10. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling”. In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate, doors and windows?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤔

11. At a funeral if u see women coming to call their husbands 1 by 1, follow them! I repeat follow Dem!! dats where Rice & Fried Chicken is.🤔🤔😭😂

12. Dear Àfricans learn how to return peoples money with the same Smile you Use in Borrowing It.😳

15.I don't know who this prophecy is for, but to someone reading this post, I see you moving to next month with joy and your financial problem solved

16. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😀

if u know u know

In South Korea 🇰🇷, the sea opens twice a year for just 1 hour. A special tidal phenomenon causes the sea to open twice a year, allowing free passage between Jingo and Modo islands for a short period of time.

a lot and a lot hmmmm

A Female Professor was invited for a lecture and the topic she chose to talk about was polygamy.

She talked about the benefits of polygamy, why women should embrace it and support their husbands towards achieving it.

As she kept emphasising on this topic, a lady from the audience raised her hand, stood up and introduced herself before speaking.

Lady: "Prof, I really appreciate this topic because I am relieved of my fear, I never knew you are this simple and understanding. Your message has given me the opportunity to open up to you".

She cleared her throat and continued.

"I have been married to your husband for the past four years, and between us, we have a set of twins".

To the greatest surprise of all in the hall, the Professor fainted and was rushed to the hospital.

After she was revived, she opened her eyes to see the same lady standing by her bedside.

Lady: Prof, I don't know who your husband is. I just lied to you to see if you can handle what you preach to others.

Next time, please speak on subjects that you are good at. Don’t stand up on a stage and throw your thoughts around just because you have the title professor in front of your name.

Lesson:
Teach what you can practice.

Have a wonderful day!

Those who Kpai Jerry Williams exposed/ Nollywood in shock rqq

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My mom have always wārned me to stop bedwētting, but no matter how hard I try not too I will start go on to bedwēt.

Now I'm 20yrs old, my younger brother is just 12yrs. We both sleep on the same bed.

So one day my mom said to celebrate my 20yr birthday she will buy me a new smart phone if I sleēp without bedwētting..

So at 2 midnight, My mom silently came to check if I have done my usual business.

Just as she opened the door and switched on the light.. She find me sitting in this position... 😂😂😂😂

I must collect that phøne oo. No sleep no bedwētting again 😂😂😂😂

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