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A man coming back from work in a hot sun and need a refreshment, he entered a restaurant to get something cold.... .
Attendant: sir what will you like to buy?
Customer : give me tea
Attendant : hot or cold?
Customer: cold
Attendant: what type of tea, lip tea, top tea, glen tea, millo etc...?
Customer: give me lip tea
Attendant: sugar or no sugar?
Customer: just put sugar
Attendant: what type of sugar, cube sugar, grind sugar etc
Customer; (getting angry) sugar get type again, okay leave tea give me water
Attendant: sorry sir what type of water, pure water, bottle water etc
Customer: (out of annoyance) go away don't worry I go swallow my spit

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DID YOU KNOW - LIFE FACTS.
1. Accept your past with no regrets, handle your present with confidence, and face your future with no fear.
2. Be careful who you trust, not everybody is your real friend.
3. Surround yourself with positive people and good things will happen.
4. Sometimes you have to stop worrying, wondering, and doubting and just have faith that things will work out.
5. Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.
6. As you grow up you find out who you are and realize people you've known forever change. You keep the wonderful memories, but stay moving on.
7. Love when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

Compliment of the season everybody

I declare and decree into somebody life that between now and 31st, God will suprise you with an abundant grace IJN.

Merry Xmas and happy new year in advance,......... You are all blessed in the mighty name of Jesus

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TEN WAYS TO KNOW THE DEVIL IS ATTACKING YOU!!!
1.. When you go to bed every night and wake up every morning without thanking God. The devil is after you
2.. When you stay for a whole day, weeks or even months without reading your Bible. Nwanne the devil is interested in doing business with you!!
3... When you make or answer calls, chat on Facebook and whatsapp, take selfie inside church while service is going on.. The devil is after your soul!
4. When you don't ever make out time for studying or quite time with God, my dear the devil is clapping for you!
5. When you pick your Bible to read, when you are praying or meditating and your phone rings, if you abandon the Bible reading and prayers to answer your phone and start jisting, the devil is organizing party for you.
6.. When your phone is very handy during prayer session or Bible studies so you can respond to comments on your post, my dear the devil is beating drums for you and you are even dancing it without knowing
7.... When the first thing you do when you wake up is Facebook and the last thing you do before you sleep is whatapp, the devil is living around your area
8.. When misinterpret the Grace of God and believe that GRACE is licence to live in sin because Jesus already paid the price, my dear the devil wants to follow you to your church
9.... When you start seeing everything wrong with the church, the pastors, the Christians, my dear the devil has finally captured you
10... Finally, when you read this post and didn't share with others, to help Liberate and sn**ch someone out of the Devils reach, you are simply telling the devil " KEEP IT UP"!!

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Rich man: you fool come here
Poor man: me?
Rich man: yes who else apart from you
Poor man: here i am
Rich man: what do you want in your
life right now?
Poor man: i want God in my life
Rich man: who is God?
Poor man: the one who gave you all
these things you have
Rich man: does he care about you?
Poor man: yes he do
Rich man: hahaha
Poor man: what is funny?
Rich man: look at you
Poor man: am proud of who i am and i
know my God cares about me
Rich man: what about the one reading
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Poor man: lets find out
LET'S SHAME THE DEVIL
Did your God care about you?
YES Or NO.
Just comment if he does and God will never seize to bless you and your family