Mayor Of Cally

Only Jesus loves you,your babe is a liar 🤥

We no get pencil but we Dey draw your attention

If Ayra Starr Becomes My Wife… Heaven Go Relocate to Lagos!”
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Sometimes I just sit down and imagine my life after marriage with Ayra Starr.
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Omo, e go be movie! 🎬🔥

Saturday morning, I go just dey my parlor pressing phone when she go come out from room wearing that mini skirt wey fit cause traffic for Third Mainland Bridge. 😭😭😭
She go say, “Baby, where you keep the hanger?”
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I go look up, forget my name, and just whisper, “OMG, celestial being!” 😩🔥

I go stand up jejely to give her the hanger, but the way she go turn back eh…
Na there I go remember say temptation no dey far from blessing.
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Then she go enter kitchen to fry chicken — her song Commas go dey play in the background. 🎶
She go be like, “Baby, come help me taste this spice.”
Before she even finish the sentence, I don already hold her from back like say I wan collect Grammy.
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She go smile and say, “Wait o, make I finish frying this chicken.”
I go say, “No baby, the real chicken is you.”
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She go laugh that soft Ayra laugh wey dey melt heart. 🥰🥰

Next thing, the aroma of burnt chicken go fill the whole house.
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Smoke everywhere!
Me and Ayra go run outside like two roasted turkeys, holding boxers and wig in our hands.
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Neighbour go shout, “Celebrity couple don set house on fire o!”
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Me I go say, “Na love fire, no be gas fire!” 🔥❤️

Later we go just sit outside eating burnt chicken,
and I go look her in the eye and say,
“Baby, even if everything burn finish, I no go ever burn out of love for you.”
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She go smile, rest head for my shoulder, and whisper,
“Baby, you too dey love wahala.”
I go reply, “Na your voice cause am.” 😏😏😏

Moral of the story:
If Ayra Starr ever marry me, just know say we no go need NEPA —
our love go power the whole of Nigeria. ⚡❤️😂. Ayra Starr

I can't wait to get married
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So that my wife will wear a sexy mini skirt on a Saturday to seduce me
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When she is washing my cloths she will be like "honey help me with hanger"
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Then I will come out to give her the hanger and I will smile and say "OMG you look good"
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After that I and her will enter the kitchen and she will start frying chicken
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While she is frying the chicken then i will hold her from back....
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And she will be like "oh Baby wait let me finish frying this chicken first"
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And she will be like "Are you not hungry?"
I will smile😁😁😁
And look into her eyes And say "baby U are more important than this Food"
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And I will be like "Thank God For giving me a wonderful woman like you" 😊😊😊😊
After that...
I will carry her And we enter Bedroom
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And...........And..............And.........
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The food will burn and the house will catch fire
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then we run out naked
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with boxers and pants in our
hands.
😂 😂 😂
Then we build another house and continue our thing😋😋💯🙏👑
Just thinking how the future will look like. What do you see?