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Married couples can have unprotected s*x for a year without having a baby... But us, Just one round boom twins 😭😭

❤‍🩹 LAUGH jhorr

1. Na you rüsh go prømise your papa fïrst cläss & 8A’s 🙄...
Me I ønly prømise dem say “I NO GO JOÏN ÇULT 🥲😒😂😂

2. Guys be carefül this season out therë, if your gïrlfriend tëlls you to go with her thät her parënts wänt to meët you‚ no greë oo na bag of rice you wan go büy likë thät 🙄🤭😂😂

3. Whën we say däte fresh gïrls you säy nø‚ you seē say you dey dôwnload wallpapërs? 😒😂😂😂

4. Biology teaçher: Whät cän be føund in a çell ?
Baçk bençhers: Prisonërs
Teaçher: Gët out of my cläss. 😂😂😂

5. Withøut lashës møst of y’all loøk likë thïs☞: “🌝” 🤭😂😂
6. Imaginë livïng aløñe‚ At nïght you were bathïng withøut light and your soäp fälls to the grøund‚ you triëd to piçk it üp but becausë of darknëss you couldn’t fïnd it‚ jüst then...a händ tappëd you and handëd you the soäp. Whät wïll you do?😳😳
Faintïng is alløwed...🤭😂😂😂

7. I wänt a Son. I don’t carë whether malë or femalë. I jüst wänt my fïrst daughtër to be a boy.... 😒🥲😂😂

8. My dad craçked a joke‚ we laughed and I mistäkenly saïd “YOU NO WËLL”...😳

To çut the story shørt‚ how muçh is sïngle røom in your areä ? 🥲😂😂

9. Datïng marrïed men is nøt the prøblem. Whät if you are datïng your mom’s Ëx? 🙄😂😂😂🏃‍♀️

10. I säw onë of my seçondary school matë thïs afternoôn 🙂 and she mistoøk me for “Jesus Christ” She was likë “Jesus, is thïs you” 😂😂

11. Women behave mäture and intelligent during the period of pregnançy Because at the same time her body have 2 brains, the child’s & her own. 🏃🥲😂😂😂
Abeg na play oo 🤭😂

12. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥
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Another Laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:SOME RELATIONSHIP WILL BE CLOSED ON 20TH OF DECEMBER FOR SECURITY REASON😂😂😂😂 I STILL DEY REASON SOME THING

2 Those who cut tissue without following the dotted line seriously have a spiritual problem*🤣🤣🤣

3 No matter how many expensive things you buy for her, there is somebody who is smashing it for free.*

It's a bitter truth that you need to understand.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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4* I am going to see my crush for the first time. Abeg wish me luck, so that he can be my last stop na auditions no y3 too much*🤣🤣🤣🙈

5* My neighbour just found 10k in his trouser ...I hope my trouser is seeing what other trousers are doing🤣🤣
💔💔😂😂🚮🚮

6* Date someone who's really focused and can make you laugh your ass out. A good example is me.*

🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
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7* It's only in Africa where you will buy a blue jeans and after washing it you can use the water to paint two bedrooms😂😂

8* The very 1st sign of a yeye girlfriend is*
*'Sweetheart I'm outside, come out and pay the uber "*
🚶 🚶 🚶🚶🤦

9* My neighbour just finished writing a book in "HOW TO MAKE MONEY"*
*Now he needs money to publish it.*
*I told him to read the book*.
😂😂😂
10* I have told my shadow to go and hustle and stop following me around this Nigeria. Everywhere tight*💔☹️😓😓😓

11* Where do you enjoy it most 😋😋back or front🤗🤗?*
*I mean when entering a taxi ooo😏😏🤣🤣*
*what were you thinking before👩🏽‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯?*

12* U send her friend request since january and she accepted it this December with a chat saying "honey I hope u ll make this Xmas special to me🙄*

*My brother block her*😷😷
*E get why?*🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

13* Every day I imagine the beatings David could have collected 😁🤣
if that stone missed Goliath🌝😎

14* If u ave any issue dat is bothering ur heart kindly say it out, there is always a solution to any issue feel free . 🌚🤷🏾‍♀️👌🏾👌🏾*

Another laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👎🤣🤣🤣✅🤣🤣🤣 😂😎

1. People should explain DNA to some ladies. Today one girl told her boyfriend that they should do DNA test before marriage 😂

2. Being broke 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️no good oh, You know say i nearly photocopy my last 20 naira today?😥😥

3. This one wey I dah breath well..... E be like una don finally allow the poor breath 😂😂😂

4. I no blame Esau in Bible for selling his birthright ooo.Hunger no be anybody mate. Na who dey alive dey claim senior. 👀💀

5. Don't Be Happy For Everybody
Your Own Time Fit No Come💀 just motivating you 😂

6. Hustle Oh
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Make Your Pikin Fit Follow My Pikin Talk😌

Comedian laugh with the vibes 🤏😎🤟

7. Ìjébù Garri taste better than true love ☹️ favour you gan you can't denie it😊

8. Favour oya Uninstall Snapchat. Make you see say you dey waste money on top skin caret products😒

9. Abeg who get EFCC number my neighbor never off generator since morning🙄

10. Yesterday U Said Today
Today U Said Tommorow
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Favour No Worry Chop The Money🤧

11. Anybody Wey Go Wire Me 2k Now I Go Introduce Am To My Parents 😞

12. Posting memes consistently isn't easy.. One tap on my status and you are laughing like a cartoon 😅...
13.We are saving lives low key👻..
Your reactions do motivate me to post more memes..
Thanks lovers❤️🥰
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14. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

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