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Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.

Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband: Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.

PUBLIC NOTICE:
Dear girlfriends just to inform you that the (ABA) AFRICAN BOYFRIEND ASSOCIATION will be going on sabbatical break from 30th November 2022 exactly 23:59pm till the 1st March 2023. We are going on this break just to reflect on matter concerning relationship with our girlfriends this year, we want to deliberate on how we can make ourselves better next year, we are tired of your taxations, e.g my cream just finished, my house rent just expired, my foodstuffs is finished, I want to do my hair, I want to buy un**es, I don't have tfare to come over to your place e.t.c. without you adding or making any meaningful impacts to our lives. Please we are sorry for every inconvenience that we might have caused you with this information, but we will get bigger and better next season, please suspend every of your emergency requests till we are back from our sabbatical break by then we shall look into all your requests.

Thanks yours faithfully (ABA) not Aba market oo🤣😂😂😂😂