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How to start life in Nigeria

1...🧥Buy okrika, wash am well put for body, nobody go know, spray perfume smell nice.Don't look like ur problem...

2...💷🛖 Look for small money, rent one room apartment, commot for your papa house no let them see you finish.

3...🍚Even if nah garri u see, drink am, no body go know.
Hustle tight and pray one_day_e go pay.

4...Fine one responsible girl that you know she will understand you, tell her everything, if she like she stay, if she no like she leave.
Don't k!ll yourself for anybody.

5...🎣Start your life small small because all this big men you are seeing today started somewhere.

6... 📢 Don't ever try to live a fake life, open up, who want to like you will definitely like you for who you are💯.

7...📌 Person wey no get helper suppose get sense.
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ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.

GOD: What have they done this time?

ANGELS: Everything!, They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules! They don't wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here.
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GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello..

Satan: Hello God, call me later. There's an issue
I'm trying to resolve.

Ten minutes later:

GOD: Hello Lucifer

SATAN: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.

An hour later:

SATAN: Hello?

GOD: What's going on over there?

SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners! 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️😂😂


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FACT ABOUT SHY PEOPLE

1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice😩

2. They fit pass you for road simply because of their shyness🙍🏻‍♀️. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding🤦‍♀️

3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person😘

4. They hardly cheat💯. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone👌🏽.

5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their lovely one.
People usually sees them as too proud people but they are not.

6. They can endure alot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide🤔, you have lost them kpatakpata✌🏽.

7. They are too emotional😥. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them🌝.

8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through😒

9. You won't easily observe the kind of person untill you get closer to them🤗
They are unpredictable and stubborn😎

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I walked🚶into ZENITH BANK, I took 5 deposit slips and 5 account opening forms.

I looked at the counter to see which receptionist had the best pen.

He wasn't using it so I asked him to lend it to me,
he gave it.

I went to the water dispenser and drank chilled water to my satisfaction with three different disposable cups☹️.
I went to the convenience, used it.

I sat down closest to the AC to feel the cool breeze peruse my brain while I found available sockets to plug my phone, Bluetooth, MP3, and my touch light.😃

After 3 hours, I decided to leave without returning the pen.

At the door, I asked the security man where the trash bin was, he showed me.

I broke the pen and tore all the 5 deposits slips and the account opening forms and dumped it in👍

That was PAYBACK for the 20 Naira you guys deducted from my account which prevented me from withdrawing the last 1000 naira I have there.🙅🙅🙅

MTN and AIRTEL are the next😒😒

Something is telling me to go hug our transformer to appreciate it for giving us light everyday 😆

Omen see small motor wey jam me
Today give me 3k is like dangote
Truck go pay pass like this o🤔🤔🏃🏃