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VDM is very wise! This woman helped to release 20 inmates from prison! Now I love her more !!she’s so cool
She’s a Silent achiever

They blog his content.
They monetize his name.
They trend off his videos.

But somehow, he’s the problem?

They can’t even hide their dislike for him,
yet they won’t stop benefiting from his relevance.

If you’re eating from a table,
at least acknowledge who cooked the food.

MAKE UNA QUNTUNU TO CR¥
Verydarkblackman

Pride no dey fix app, action na him dey save business

If you never sabi where this VDM and BLord matter start, make I break am down small.

VDM first call BLord out, tell am make he fix problem wey dey his billpoint app.

Na normal thing be that. If customers dey complain, you suppose respond.

Instead make BLord go calm down solve the issue, he begin talk plenty.

Say he get power, he get influence, this and that. The matter turn insult back and forth.

Before we know, wahala land am for police apartment for Abuja, where he stay 3 days.

When he come out, na apology he bring.

He even kneel down beg. Comment section full that day. People dey emotional well well.

But the real problem still dey ground.

App issue never fully settle. People still dey complain say their money dey miss like flood water.

To make am worse, the dragging no stop. He still dey throw words at VDM and even customers wey just ask questions.

Sometimes ego fit loud pass solution. But business no be about pride.

Na trust dey keep customer.

So na the matter we still dey till today.

VDM just bought a New car worth N278,000,000 million naira. And he paid in full

Congratulations to Ratel President.

How to Travel for Christmas on a low key.

Instead of paying 25k to Owerri, consider using Apiam-way:

Abuja - Owerri:
DO NOT PAY 25k.

Use
Abuja - Okene ₦4,000
Okene - Onitsha ₦3500
Onitsha - Control Owerri ₦1,500

Total spent = ₦9,000 🤪

Lagos - Owerri
DO NOT PAY 25k

Use
Lagos - Benin ₦5,000
Benin - Onitsha ₦3,000
Onitsha - Control Owerri ₦1,500

Total = ₦9,500 🤪

Then you buy me bread 🍞

Ije awele!😍😂

Merry Christmas and Happy New year in advance

Here's a list of the Premier League players who will be heading for the AFCON in January:

𝘼𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙡 (𝙩𝙬𝙤)
Mohamed Elneny (Egypt), Thomas Partey (Ghana)

𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗩𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮 (𝗼𝗻𝗲)
Bertrand Traore (Burkina Faso)

𝗕𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 (𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲)
Hamed Traore (Ivory Coast), Dango Ouattara (Burkina Faso), Antoine Semenyo (Ghana)

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱 (𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲)
Bryan Mbeumo (Cameroon), Yoane Wissa (DR Congo), Frank Onyeka (Nigeria)

𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗼𝗻 (𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲)
Simon Adingra (Ivory Coast), Tariq Lamptey (Ghana), Carlos Baleba (Cameroon)

𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘆 (𝘁𝘄𝗼)
Lyle Foster (South Africa), Anass Zaroury (Morocco)

𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚𝙖 (𝙊𝙣𝙚)
Nicolas Jackson (Senegal)

𝗖𝗿𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 (𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲)
Jordan Ayew (Ghana), Jeffrey Schlupp (Ghana), Cheick Doucoure (Mali)

𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻 (𝘁𝘄𝗼)
Idrissa Gueye (Senegal), Abdoulaye Doucoure (Mali)

𝙁𝙪𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙢 (𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚)
Fodo Ballo-Toure (Senegal), Calvin Bassey (Nigeria), Alex Iwobi (Nigeria)

𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹 (𝘁𝘄𝗼)
Joel Matip (Cameroon), Mohamed Salah (Egypt)

𝗟𝘂𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻 (𝘁𝘄𝗼)
Issa Kabore (Burkina Faso), Pelly Ruddock Mpanzu (DR Congo)

𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 (𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲)
Andre Onana (Cameroon), Hannibal Mejbri (Tunisia), Sofyan Amrabat (Morocco)

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 (𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧)
Serge Aurier (Ivory Coast), W***y Boly (Ivory Coast), Ibrahim Sangare (Ivory Coast), Moussa Niakhate (Senegal), Cheikhou Kouyate (Senegal), Ola Aina (Nigeria), Taiwo Awonyi (Nigeria)

𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 (𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿)
Ismaila Coulibaly (Mali), Anis Ben Slimane (Tunisia), Benie Traore (Ivory Coast), Yasser Larouci (Algeria)

𝙏𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙝𝙖𝙢 (𝙩𝙬𝙤)
Pape Matar Sarr (Senegal), Yves Bissouma (Mali)

𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙃𝙖𝙢 (𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧)
Mohammed Kudus (Ghana), Said Benrahma (Algeria), Nayef Aguerd (Morocco), Maxwell Cornet (Ivory Coast)

𝗪𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗿𝘀 (𝘁𝘄𝗼)
Rayan Ait-Nouri (Algeria), Boubacar Traore (Mali)

Credit: BBC Sport

LETTER TO MY LANDLORD

Dear Able Landlord, It's me victor, the tenant you gave double quit notice the other day. I don finally pack. Yes! I pack today. But e get small confessions wey I wan yarn you laidis:

1. Ireti your daughter don get belle! Yes you read that right, and na me give am belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit explain, e even shock her sef... we no plan am like dis. You be my fellow man and I hope you understand say na accidental discharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I promise say e no go happen again. I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bad man. Yes!

2. Bingo your dog no lost, na chop we chop am!
I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz we follow you search for am. No be only me chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your caretaker and one other hausa man. Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die!... I use am cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use am cook beans. Omo! the dog get natural oil for body... And i know say you go dey plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go work, bcoz I pray before I chop am. I know say I bad, but you see that your caretaker? na evil man. Him get liver collect the lion share despite say na me bring up the idea... can you imagine?

3. Oga Landlord, I know say when you
return from your journey you go dey find your keke. The thing be say I sell am dis morning. Money bin no too dey my hand and I suppose settle one or two agent for this new compound I wan park into, no too reason am.

The iron condemn man bin dey price am 25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey still dey in good condition for 25k? e no good na.

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow make everything be round figure. So the iron condemn man come later pay me 30k for everything. Na the money I use transport myself, and na from there I go take cook soup when I reach.

I drop 2k under your door mat, so when you come you carry am hold body. E no good say I sell your property without dropping something, my conscience no go allow me rest.
😅😄🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man showoff his haircut with total support for Peter obi

Mr. Peter ObiMr. Peter Obi Peter Obi

INTERVIEW WITH MARVESCOOP

Marvescoop Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Marvescoop : Both
Marvescoop Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Marvescoop : Dubai
Marvescoop Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Marvescoop: No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Marvescoop Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Marvescoop: Malaysia
Marvescoop Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Marvescoop :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Marvescoop Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Marvescoop : During the first question😂😂
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