King Midas
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Actor.. (Screen, Stage & Voice Over)
Asaba is presently the worst State capital in the whole of Southern Nigeria in terms of bad roads..
Why some prominent person still keep mute amazes me🤦
Okay, I get now 🤭
They "blindly" and "zombily" followed H.E Sheriff "jumpology" and decamped to APC😂😂😂
Benin, Edo State is second on my list as far as I am concerned..
29/09/2025
Most Nigerian police men are only "proud" of their job if they want to intimidate, harass or bully you..
Show them some levels and you see them stylishly begging you to help or connect them🤭🤭🤭
The bad eggs in this profession has made the job to look like a curse🤔
Many don't want their children to be a policeman or women
Let's change the narrative before it goes out of hand TOTALLY
29/09/2025
The only club with men of "Timber" and "Saliba"
Gunners💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
There's no customer that would not get 'satisfaction' after climbing my 'bed' lol..
Low-bed truck o🤭🤭
You definitely must "cum" again
Back to Uyo, with a tear rubber SEM series Dozer from Mantrac Nigeria Ltd.💪💪💪
25/09/2025
What exact expression is multiple piercing of ear🤔
Does it add to a woman's beauty?
Does it make any 'positive' statement?
I like to know
25/09/2025
The only time you see Nigerian policemen being humble, is when they are at the bus stop looking for a free ride..
If you see them smile, just know sey bribe don enter hand🤭🤭🤭
Meet my friend MC Matwot, a sought-after comedian and MC..
A great performer, who has MC'd BIG BIG parties in and outta Lasgidi.
Check comments section for his digits✌️
25/09/2025
This man🤭🤭 Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin
Hmmm....
Mummy see o😂😂😂
And they will say "we" should not talk 🤔
Okay o, continue, I will not talk
I will only say that this lad is too small for dis kinda thing..
This is not the regular bed.
It's a low-bed truck that carries heavy duty machines like;
Bulldozers
Excavators
Swamp buggy
Pay-loaders
Crushers. Stone/Wood
And construction materials.
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The late Sir Victor Uwaifo once told "us" his Mammy Water's encounter at Bar Beach, Lagos some years ago..
Then he was working with NTA, and was on a night shift.. Being free that night, he decided to go to the beach with his guitar. As he was strumming, he noticed shreds of garbages carried by waves around his feet and he raised his head..
The rest... na his- story
Today, I patiently wait
Waited
Wait "est"
Tarried more
But... Mammy Water did not show up
Was excited journeying to Ibeno, Akwa Ibom State, unaware of what lies ahead 🤔
I was going to one of the most dangerous locations ever 🤭
The Atlantic Ocean!
The ocean is the second largest of the five world's oceanic divisions. This ocean separates Akwa Ibom from Equatorial Guinea and the Gulf of Guinea.
Malabo, which is the capital of Equatorial Guinea is on an an island of Bioko, off to coast.
The Ibeno beach, stretches about 45 kilometers, and that makes it the longest sandy beach in West Africa.
Though, it's a tourist destination where visitor's can enjoy beautiful scenic views...
But at the same breath, the edges of this beach are as dangerous as the middle of the ocean.
At the edges, all moving water has enormous kinetic energy, if not carefully navigated. And that makes it home of the most hazardous sea routes.
Like I said, you have to be extremely careful there. No playing 😂😂
Is it the rough sea?
Powerful currents, strong winds?
Abi, na the sudden storms that may catch you off guard 😭 hmm..
Mehn.. as a first timer, you need a guide to drive through because you fit fall o and your vehicle sink 😢
Tankers don sink there, no be one, no be two
And "interestingly" there's less margin of help if things go wrong for you.
And also, you cannot leave whenever you wish to as there are "rules"🤭🤭
the water get time wen e dey calm and wen e dey rage..
You must wait till that time before you can drive back, and if you miss that time, you have to wait again till the next day😂😂😂
Ibeno, bye bye ✌️✌️
A guy sees a girl/lady
She looks beautiful
She has a good sense dress sense..
and she always decently dressed
fingernails, properly manicured
hair, neatly done.
Whether, na wigs, breaded or na cornrow 💯
The one with a low cut nko?
Stylishly cut like that of Joy Ondeku
Clean sets of teeths
She smells nice, pass 9ice
What does this tells you?
That, she maintain a high degree of care & attention to her appearance, right?
Now, the Bobo approaches her and made friends with her
As a sharp guy, he always tries to keep in touch with her
And one good day, they went on a date.. He asked her out of curiosity and interest to know if she's into any relationship.
She said NO
Guy, shoot his shot, bum!
Two days later, babe is calling that her toothpaste has finished
She wants to make her hair
She needs to visit the Spa
Wahala 😂😂😂
She expects guy to take full responsibility of her wellbeing.
Just because, he won be her boyfriend 🤭🤭🤭
See billing format o
If you as a guy de wait to hear from Geh Geh University before you run, you are on your own.
Thank you, good afternoon
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