King Midas

In the 90's, if I eat N20 worth of groundnut, before the next couple of days pimples would be all over my face.

Then.. If I press my nose🐽 the yama yama camotose🤪 that usually come out erh!

But today, even if I finish one bottle of it, I don't see all of that any more..

Please , am I medically fine🥱

Do I need to go for medical check-up?

Because na catarrh these days groundnut dey only give me o😂

abi na "old" age dey manifest🤷

Quick information to all A.P.C. supporters, Worldwide🌎.una 'oluwole' Prof. just confirmed to us on Arise News sey no de remember anything wey him talk, because him de get loss of memory🙍

And him also sey oratory is not important to become Nigeria's president..

Henceforth, I no won hear any of una open mouth talk sey Jagaban de eloquent again because I may slap-slap okra seeds out from person mouth, and I mean it😂

Balablu!

On a serious note we really need to investigate this👇 'Oluwole' Professor🥱

How can a right thinking person supports a senile man to be reelected as president of Nigeria, if not for his selfish reasons🤔

That who he believes is a better candidate "might not even have the power of RE-COLLECT-ION, but has records"😂

First, I asked myself, which records is he talking about?
Primary School records
Secondary School or
Varsity records🥱

Secondly, I wondered why "reasonable" person will prefer a senile man to lead a nation in this modern day.

A man who lacks the ability to recall past events?

Oh, okay👍 Maybe that is why cannot remember all the promises he made in 2022/3

A man without the mental capacity to recover information given to?

Na wa o🙆

Are these A.P.C. apologists under any obligation to appear on Arise News and expose their mumuness😂

Jealousy destroys the heart of men..

Sen. Yusuf Datti-Baba Ahmed doesn't have the political clout like Musa Kwakwanso that is why he's jealous of him.

His withdrawal of support for Mr. Peter Obi is connected to the fact that the Northern people are massively & solidly behind Kwakwanso.. A feat which he could not garner during the run-up to 2023 elections.

Sheer jealousy😂

If he had that advantage in his possession, Labour Party would have won that election in landslide.

Vote

There's something uniquely different about his style from the ubiquitous Nigeria journalism..

And that makes him stand out from the rest.

Courageous enough in breaking the old journalistic rules that have kept us the same way for so long🤷

Challenging power-brokers with facts and evidences👍

you have proven and confirmed to us that if a person have passion in a particular profession, he/she does not need to all the fancy certificates of it..

Your passion have driven you to study this hard, and you are widely admired and loved by Nigerians💪

We love your style🙌

YOU ARE A MEDIA ICON

Dear Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

l like to bring to your attention sir, that there's an allegation that this Senator Shehu has about nine illegal mining sites..

And I would be happy if you direct your Minister in charge of the Mines to swing into action.

Thank you sir
Emmanuel Midas

This picture is for Chelsea Football Club fans🤪

And if you don't gerrit..

My good friend 'Mabenky' gorrit😆

Good morning Facebook!

This👇was deliberate..

He was pushing for the adoption of Non Kinetic Approach🤷

For bandits to be pampered like babies🤪

For terrorists to be treated with kid gloves 🤦

For Nigeria Army🪖 to have community engagement with criminals🙆

They are afraid of airstrikes and bombs but, they are kpaing innocent Nigerians like chickens😭

After much outrage from Nigerians, all abducted school children were released..

They regained freedom🙍

Spending 56 Days in kidnappers den🥱

And the School Principal described the hostility, frustration, punishment and bitterness they experienced😭

Look back & seeing replay the whole thing, then fast forward to today🥱

Let's keep pretending😆

Shameless government

If we continue following Broadcasting Rules in this country, our lamentations will never come to an end🤔

We must aggressively engage the government of the day if we really intend to clean up and clear the mess A.P.C. has brought on us as people..

I must give kudos to

Verydarkblackman


.CommonSense



and a great number of men and women who are on the vanguard for a better Nigeria💪