Holla Holla

Please pray for me, I have just realised that my online girlfriend is a man😢😢

My gf stole her moda's money for me 2 start business, now I'm rich and she wants me to marry her.
Me; I can't Marry a thief.🙊🙊🚶

In a class of 31 students according to your birthday date tell me your position

Olodo go plenty😂😁😁

After u get drunk 😂😂😂

*Remove stone from your heart and allow somebody's son to love you*.
*Those breasts won't press themselves.*

put Grandma's phone on silent nd I told her that her ringtone has finished.....she gave me money to buy new one😂😂😂

During S*x if a Woman looks at you straight in the eye, Slap her she wants to get Pregnant😂😂

Guys, please can 2 minutes s*x bring pregnancy 🤰?
I don't understand what this Girl is saying oh😢
The thing sef.. all didn't enter that day oo😢

*Anytime I make her angry I will just use my mum's phone and text her "My daughter he told me everything, please forgive him"*
*Case closed wisdom*😂😂