HoilSuite Weekend Poolside

The making and eventual outlook of the poolside and Bar come have fun Hoil suites& Apartments Inec Road

It's coming soon get Ready for a splash you've Never seen before live in Hoil Suites.....

Something about a pool is that it's just so inviting and hoping for a dive...Join us at Hoil suites and enjoy the splash fun and Razzmatazz

Take a chill pill and lounge at the Poolside Hoil suites poolside definition of fun in your own way..

Basking in the sweetness of the sun..and cooling off in the poolside

Welcome to another Beautiful Monday Morning....Time is of the essence God bless our Hussle...

Once in a while, Remove N5,000 from your salary.
Take a walk to the Woman/man selling Roasted chicken, catfish or Asún or suya.

Tell him/her to give you full package. Tell him/her to package it in TAKEAWAY,

On your way home, buy Some bottles of good wine, or any good drink.

When you get home, Lock your door, Off your clothes,

Put "I can't kill myself" by Timaya.

Please don't sit on the chair, spread on the floor and make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song.*
Then dilute it with the drink.

Problem no dey finish for this world.
So no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy.

▪This is one of the best messages this year. It is already 20th Nov.and the problems of 2020 still full ground!!!!*

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Men And S*x!!...😐😐

Bëlìëvë ïţ ør ñóţ💃💃💃
Women find it difficult to understand the reason why men love s*x😑😑🏃🏽‍♀🍆🏃🏻‍♂💨😋

* If they want to help you, they will demand for s*x. 🤓🍆💨
* If they say they love you, they want s*x. 🤗🍆💨
* You mistakenly sleep over, they want s*x. 😋🍆💨
* They want to lend you money, they want s*x. 💸🍆💨
* They want to give you a job, they want s*x. 🤝🍆💨
* They want you to pass, they want s*x. 🏃🏻‍♂🍆💨
First of all, you need to understand the system of men... They didn't ask for that😞 .They didn't create themselves. 😣

Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an er****on? A b***r!!... 😋😋
Did they bargain for that??.. No!! 😒
Do you know that the p***s has a mind of his own?🍆🤨 A man could be reading his Bible and his p***s will just stand.. 😢🍆
A man can be sleeping and wakes up with an er****on. 😞🍆😢

A man could be sleeping, once you start rubbing the p***s, it stands even when he is still asleep.. 🤫🤫🍆
Have you ever asked yourself why men are not onperiods, cramps or any bad moods?..🙄🙄🤔🤔 That's how God created them. 🙌🙏👌

A man is naturally always ready for s*x🤫😋🍆💨 Rub a man on his head, he already thinks you want s*x🤔😋 Wink at him, he's already seeing you naked😮😋🍆💨
Wave at a man walking with his wife, he will loose focus🤣🤣🏃🏻‍♂🏃🏻‍♂

This is nothing spiritual😒😒 It's not about, "in Jesus Name or Holy Ghost Fire ooo... 😒😒
That's why real churches do not allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front, because they will confuse the Pastor👙🤰💃💃
It's not by anointing,or,Sheri ma ma ma le bra ra ka raba do za,oh😤😤😑

They did not manufacture the high libido by themselves😇🍆😞

We are all created in God's image🙌🙏😇👌

The only men that overcame s*x according to the good book was Jesus Christ and Joseph

😮🤣🤣 Joseph's own was that, he didn't just run away, he fled!!🏃🏻‍♂🍆🏃🏽‍♀💨Him for stay na🤣🤣
Jesus is God and on top of that, He was very careful not to include a woman in His disciple train😂😂

So many great men have fallen because of s*x
😝😋
Do you think they wanted to?? 😏😏

Soldiers in the war front will develop urge for s*x🙃😋🍆🏃🏻‍♂💨 To show you how bad it is, so many soldiers were killed during Biafra war😑😑😞because a woman lured them in to the bush... 🚶‍♀🚶‍♀🏃🏽‍♀🏃🏽‍♀🏃🏻‍♂🏃🏻‍♂💨🍆😋

David in scriptures sent a woman's husband to the war front and saw the woman washing outside😏😋He was later told that it is the wife of his faithful servant who he has sent to war😏😑😞He took the woman and had s*x with her... 🏃🏽‍♀🏃🏻‍♂💨😑🍆😋

Do I need to tell you about Samson?🏃🏽‍♀🍆🏃🏻‍♂💨

😂 Solomon and other Bible characters?.. 😏🤰👙😋
It can only take the grace of God and some level of discipline and maturity to curtail this... 😑😑🙏🙏👌

The way the man's body reacts to this is not the same a woman's body reacts to it..😑😑😞

How many great women have you heard messed up because of dick??...😏😮Few, or even none🤔🤔💃💃

So next time a man misbehaves because of s*x, don't see him as an animal...😞😑👌 They are just responding to nature😑🏃🏽‍♀🍆🏃🏻‍♂💨

Don't be like... "I've lost the respect I had for you,😑😑" "I thought you were responsible,😑" "So this was what you wanted?" Yen! Yen! Yen!

Easy baby, that your father😒😒 A 17 year old girl can make him lose focus and collect the money meant for your school fees😱😲😮😑

I pray you read this post with realistic understanding😇😇🙏

1. I once cried over a hrtbreak but after eating Fried Rice nd Chicken, I drank Coke den I realized it was hunger😁
2. Dis Timaya's song "I can't kill mysef" is de reason why I hav not saved Shishi(one naira)dis year🙆🏿‍♂️
3. Seven deadly words dat can quickly kill a child is... "Ur mama don dey find u since morning"🤧
4. Everytym u complain Government is not keeping to dere promise, u dat bought Coke since, hav u return de bottle?🙄
5. God plz oo bless our hustle oo make our Mama no follow campaign bus go Lokoja bcuz of 1k🙏

6. Stop been surprised if a girl cry's after break-up, bcuz it's not easy to loose ur only source of income 🤣🏃

7. I stopped in front of a Hotel & shouted "Oga ur wife is coming" cm nd see men running out of de hotel🤣 I'll go again 2moro😎

8. Anytym I remember dat sum1 wil Win in BBN for staying in a huz Kissing, Eating, Gossiping, Quarreling, Fighting, Sleeping & having free S*x, I bring out my certificates & use it to fan mysef 😥....
Dis Life no balance 😁

9. Tank God dis Lockdown didn't affect my Brain.. I stil remember A Noun is A Name of Pencil, African Plate of Beans..😜

10. U've been dating dat girl for more Dan 5yrs now, wit no intention of marrying her.. plz Uncle Pharaoh, let my sister go!🙄

11. Wen a guy start asking ur Blood group nd genotype.. Aunty go price wedding GOWN, u made it to quarter finals 😏

12. If ur Papa na Policeman or SARS, u suppose dey go deliverance Wella cos on a normal day e no suppose beta 4U🙄

13. Dear gals..
If God didn't want ur Breasts to fall, he would hav put bone in it.. So, be proud of ur sagging Boobs🏃

14. Sumbody just donated blood 💉.. He later fainted nd he was given his blood Back 🙆🏿‍♂️🤣

25 YEARS OF MARRIAGE WITHOUT A FIGHT

A man and his wife
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated:

"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down.
She got up,patted the horse's back and said
"This is your first time"

After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
"This is your second time"

The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse dead

I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crazy! What's wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?

She smiled at me and said
"This is your first time"

Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth Pim🤐😷🤐😷🤐😷🤐😷🤐😷🤐😷🤐😷.
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣