Authentic ohjay
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Everywhere don de soft
Imagine complaining on WhatsApp status that you’re upset.
Your man asks what’s wrong.
You say it’s nothing.
He asks again. You repeat the same thing.
He’s like,
“Obim are you sure?”
You: I said it’s nothing. I’m fine.
He doesn’t say anything else.
Thirty minutes time, someone knocks on your door.
You go to check and it’s the love of your life.
At the sight of him smiling at you, you just bend your head and hug him really tight.
He then asks you.
Him: Obim, now tell me what’s the problem?
You: Sweet I’m fine. It’s not something serious.
Him: Oh! So it’s even something? Tell me. Were you missing me?
You: How did you know?
You ask while smiling.
Him: Haha! I know you too well. Sha I didn’t know if you wanted Sharwama or Suya. So I got both.
You: Sweeeet!! Thank you babyyyy.
Him: It’s okay. Do you want us to go out?
You: And do what? Noo abeg. Everything I want is here with me.
You say that while hugging him.
Him: Oya it’s okay. I’m not running. Now, eat your Sharwama.
You: Okay my king.
Him: Or do you want to eat before you eat?
At the sound of that, you drop the Sharwama and start staring at him.
In your mind, you’re like,
“What did I do to God to deserve this sweet boy”
You just shake your head and smile.
Then, you start unwrapping his trouser.
Sorry, the Sharwama.
Let me just stop here.
Single people are already smiling too much.
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