Lurd Splendid

I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls.

I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

"Hello madam, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were f!ghting over your husband in town today. It was a big f!ght and he was just there watching, until one of the girls managed to escape into his car and they drove off".

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:

"Where was the f!ght?

Where did they go? Did you Notice those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart."

I just read and didn't respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:

"I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?"

Then i replied, "Okay, you can Send it through Mobile Money so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl's House because I know them."

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.

I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby..... With this economy, you need to be sharp.
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No be everybody go understand 😁😁

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Even as they are fighting nobody care to separate them nawooooh 🤔🤔🙆😜

How to kidnap me 🙂🙂
And I trusted you all dis while 😣💔😫😖

Where can I get this sticker 🏃🏃🏃😂
I no wan refill gas for 3 years

Stay away from fake friends who get angry when you sleep with their partners 🥹🥺

Guess what is disturbing this guy 😀😀

I'm a virgin and none wants to believe that, simply because I have two kids.
People and trust issues.....