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1. Don't be a boring daughter π€·π»π€·π»π€·π» Sometimes walk up to your father and twerk for himπ ππ€£ππ€£
2. I hv never see a guy as loyal as a guy chasing ur elder sis De IdΓ―ot will b calling ur younger bro senior man πππ
3. Village ppl are very wΔ«ckΔd , dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.ππ
4. Primary school sweet dΔ«e, No stress*
*Teacher: 5Γ·2*
*Students: it cannot go*
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5. Welcome to Nigeria where ladies insΕ«lt yahΓΈo Boys online and sleep with them offline....πππ
6. Mama Emma : since morning I haven't received an alert for the money you deposited, are you sure you filled the teller correctly?
Emmanuel: I didn't know how to fill it, so I copied the details from another customerπ¨.
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7. She is always wearing the same clothes when we're going out and then she ask me "how do I look "lol π come bae you look like lastweek. π π π
8. those girls that always scratch there buttockx in a public my brother if u see such a creature, u better run for ur dear life π
9. plz if you know u are Short, Don't celebrate your Birthday, You are not growing up
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10. What's the difference between strΔss, tension and panΔ«c?β
βStrΔss is when wife is prΔgnant;β
βTensΔ«on is when girlfriend is prΔgnant;β
ββPanΔ«c is when both are
prΔgnant!ββπππ
11. the more u meet people the more u understand d reason why NOAH took many animals inside his ARK instead of human beings..hope am communicating?.ππ
12. dating fine girl is a neck prΓΈblem bcos u will keep looking left and right to c if someone is looking at her. That is why i like my Ε«gly Ε«gly girlsπΆββοΈπ
13. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?β
βKid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom faΔ«nted, dad got a heart ΔttΔck & our driver ran away!βπππππ
14. That moment you are acting a movie and it's time to Γ§ry but tears refΕ«se to come.... Then they rub ABONIKI BALM in ur eyes to make you Γ§ry.....
My brother, you will Γ§ry till thy kingdom come
03/02/2023
If you need dribbler::::::: call christiano ronaldo
If you need pace:::::::::: call Mbappe
If you need goals:::::::::: call Lewandowski
If you need skills::::::::::: call Neymar
If you need classic goals:::::: call Wayne Rooney
If you need finisher call:::::: Benzema
If you need good winger call::::::: christiano ronaldo
But if you need all of them in one player call:::::::: Lionel Messi
AHH!!! WOMAN OOOOπ
Wifeπ©: which teams are playing.
π±πΎββοΈHusband: Man City vs Liverpool
π©Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Liverpool
π±πΎββοΈHusband: that's a good team...
π©Wife: is Drogba playing ?
π±πΎββοΈHusband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...
π©Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
π±πΎββοΈHusband: [bored] no he is Selah
π©Wife :okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for.
π±πΎββοΈHusband: its a warning to the player. ..
After few minutes Foden scores for Man City
π©Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Mane who has
scored ?
π±πΎββοΈHusband: [calmly] no it's Foden for Man City.!!
π©Wife: [fΓΊrious] how ? it should be Liverpool who should have
scored !!
π±πΎββοΈHusband: [silent]
π©Wife: what is that red card for ?
π±πΎββοΈHusband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the
pitch for misbehaving.
π©Wife: then is he going to be a coach ?
π±πΎββοΈHusband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no ...
π©Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;
red=danger.
π±πΎββοΈHusband: exactly darling...
π©Wife :what about the green card ?
π±πΎββοΈHusband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play ....
π©Wife: I want Liverpool to win the world cup ...
Husband: [silent]
π©Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean ?
π±πΎββοΈHusband: [bored] it's the Man City coach ....Pep Guardiola
π©Why is he not playing
π±πΎββοΈHusband: [changes the channel to Zee World
Those creatures are something else πΆπ€£
GOOD NIGHT FAMILY π
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Yesterday, i met my ex in a store kissing her new boyfriend in front of me, i was watching them. she sawπme then she kissed him more and asked me what i was doing here?
I told her my wife is pregnantπ€°and I am here to buy babyπ©π»βπΌstuffs and i am very very happyπ. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling. I proceeded in the store as she was looking at me, i bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps, baby soap, bicycle, baby wears and
etc. then I took kehkeh and left, she and her boyfriend were looking at me and i felt good !
The issue now is ; if you know any woman who has given birth, i am selling buckets, diapers, baby seat, soap and sponge at affordable prices.
Please help a brother, I was supposed to go and pay our compound electricity and water bill with the money...πππππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈπππ
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I Can't Sleep this Day's.The spirit of the Innocent Chickens I killed for Xmas are chasing Me around.πππππ
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Simple and shortπ
I don't know what our Educational System is turning into π
An old farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison: "Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".
The Son writes back, "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole.
The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found.
The following day the son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best i can do from here.
Criminal but with Common Sense
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