Fipsvest

Akpos was being chased by two men for
one of his numerous crimes.
Akpos ran into the forest and the men
followed him into the forest. Akpos got
into the forest and climbed a tree.
The two men got to the tree where
Akpos was and did not know where he
ran to. Angrily, one of the men said dis
boy don escape again, the other man
said, no worry I know dis boy, he is just a
mumu. if I call his name like 3 times he
must answer....
Akpos laughed from the tree and said to
the men "hahahaha if you like call my
name from now till next year I no go
answer una. Una think sey na the Akpos
of before- before be dis?

The teacher asked her class to name types of
gases.
Ronnie: Carbon Dioxide
Teacher: Good,another one?
Bobo: Oxygen
Teacher: Good.
Then Akporz laughs from the back.
Akproz: Haha,you forgot one type of gas.
Teacher: Oh,lets hear it.
Akporz: Easy!!!.FABREGAS
LOVERS #

Akpors called his girlfriend
on phone that he got BB for
her. She was happy, so she
told herfriends the good
news.
She dressed up to the
Akpors' place.........
Girlfriend: Baby I love u so
so much. Wow, so u got a
BB for me? Wow I can't wait.
Please where is it?
Akpors: Yes dear, u know I
love u and I will doanything
to make u happy. Go to the
table u will find it....
Girlfriend: Okay dear...... Pls
love I can't find it here.
Maybe u come and help me.
Akpors: Baby u mean u can't
see the BREAD and BEANS
on the table?!!!

Akporz no fit kill 1!!!
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Akporz rushes into a bar &
told the
barman: "Quick, give me a
double
brandy before the trouble
starts." The barman
obliged. He finished d drink.
in one gulp, and again said:
"Quick, give me another
double brandy before the
trouble starts." He also
downed it, the barman said:
"Just a minute, when is all
this trouble going to start?"Akporz replied: "Anytime
now, because I have got no
money!!!

Akporz: I heard you
failed in English!
Ekaitte: Nonsense! Who
TELLED you?
Akporz: You see youя
life! Even simple English,
you cannot spoken! Okay,
tell me whether the following
adjectives are correct or
not.
"Great Greater Greatest
Sell Seller Sellest
Help Helper Helpest"
Ekaitte:They're all
correct of course!!!
Akporz:God safe you
today, I 4 discombobulate
youя head.
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Happy Xunday

A man had 2 sons,Invincible
and Akpors who sat for an
examination.
When the result came out,
their father called both of
them to ask them some
questions:
Father:Invincible, come here,
good,you did very well in
your exams, you got A's in
chains.
Invincible: Yes daddy, I want
to study in America that's
why I got A's.
Father: ... and you, Akpors,
can you explain why you
got F's in chains?
Akpors: Papa na because I
wan go study in France!!!..........
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Plz,don't 4get to tag ur best 5 fwendz!!!

Hon Patrick Obayaigbon
drives into a petrol station
in his sleek, state of the art
range rover sports:
Patrick: Guy, abeg give me
full tank (in Benin Lang.)
Akpors: I only underxtand standand
English, sir.
Patrick: Ok brother, good
morning. I currently feel a
profound desire to
replenish the propellant of
my motorized automobile.
Therefore I cordially
request you to transfer
from your subterranean
reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible
fluid of the highest octane
rating to fill the appropriate
receptacle of the said
means of perambulation to
the brim.
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Akpors fainted!!!

A old woman went to visit
her married daughter but
when she popped in her
room, she accidentally got
her naked. She said ''0oops!
Why are you naked?'' The
daughter replied ''This is
the dress of love.''
In the
following evening, the old
woman went back to her
house and stayed naked in
her bedroom.Akporz
came in and saw
her naked then asked her
'0oops! why are you
naked?....''This is the
dress of lov,replied d xmilin' woman!!!.......!!
Old Akporz exhaled nd in a low xharp tone,'Mak sure u Iron it cuz it'z xo wrinkle!!..........

An angry wife 2 her
husband{Akporz} on phone.
Wife: Where the hell are
you? ...
Akporz: Honey, u
remember dat gold shop?
where u saw the diamond
necklace & totally fell in luv
wit it.
Wife (relaxed): Yes, my
king
Akporz :Remember I had
no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat day
& I said I will buy it 4 u one
day?
Wife (totally relaxed with a
smile & a blush): Yes I
remember my love!
Akporz: Good, I am in a
barbers
shop next to that shop !!!!!.
Lolllllz......