Imperium Tv

Season's greetings to you all

Is real mtn users only have done mine 😘

😀😀😀SUNDAY SMILE😃😃😃

1. Handsome guy + beautiful girl = fake relationship.

One of you must be ugly for the relationship to last.
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2. Even if she doesn't check your phone, she knows when you're cheating or talking to another woman...

It's a gift Satan give them.
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3. May we never fall in love with a lady who takes relationship advice from a hairdressing salon.
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4. Imagine after s*x you heard some children from the window saying"let's go,they have finished" me
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5. Who else noticed that people who gives the best relationship quotes are either out of relationship or in an abusive one.

This life will never balance like this na
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6. You went to charge your Tecno phone, they played tesumole you jumped up and stepped on iPhone 11 pro.......

esu ti pada ba tie je.
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7. Most girls don't cry after break up these days,

they behave like cashier's in the bank...

NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE
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8. If you keep hating on people's success,it's not a curse you can never grow.
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9. There's nothing more painful than getting "blocked" by the person you are planning to "block"
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10. Your ex is like a prison, if you go back there again, it means that you didn't learn your lesson
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11. "If you blow air into the sharpener, it will start to malfunction"

how many of us fell for that lie.
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12. You borrow my gas to boil water and I'm perceiving beans...

Neighbor why na
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13. When dating a Nigerian girl just put it in mind that

love ❤is important.....

money💰 is importanter and car 🚗is importantest .
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14. In Nigeria nothing gives you more joy than having your own personal charger
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15. It is only in Nigeria that you will see a girl named peace fighting in the garage.
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16. Buying things on credit to impress people on your wedding ceremony day is the beginning of your marriage failure
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17. Don't lose yourself trying to impress us on social media,😕😕

we are not your real friends and we don't care.
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18. Any time you are asked how many years of working experience you have...

Just calculate your age and use that. Growing up in Africa is a Job.
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19. Each time I bring food or snacks home, I don't know why my siblings look at me as if we are related.
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20. You have not started facing challenges if you have never shouted "who has two pen"
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21. You got her pregnant and you said it by accident😳😳

When did your s***m Start attending driving school?????
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HAPPY SUNDAY💛💛💛

MORNING JOKES 😂😉
1. Nigerians will never believe u are sick until uVreject delicious foods. Naija I hail oo
2. Yesterday, I saw a book titled "how to solve fifty percent of ur problem" nd I bought two
3. My first day at boarding school, I was served rice and I was still waiting for stew when one guy tapped me from d back nd said "bros, na jollof rice b dat oo" I nearly cried
4. The greatest shock u can get is having s*x with ur pregnant wife and the hand of d child grabbed ur dick and shouted "papa my eye oo"
5. The way my English as improved, it makes me feel photosynthesiscally
6. I thought my situation is worsen until I met a friend who is still paying his wedding loan after divorce
7. My friend mixed tramadol with w**d, guess what. The idiot is now eating bread with kiwi polish
8. Come to think of it, I have never seen ambulance in a filling station do those vehicles use blood
9. My sister if he tells u "I love you from the bottom of my heart", ask him who is at the top. I hate nonsense lie
10. I grew up in a country where the answer to "where are u going is I am coming"
God bless every hand that will react and comment
THE END

Good afternoon Sir's /Ma's
Have a wonderful weekend

😹 😂 😂 😂
1. Cute guys will always walk up to a lady with charming eyes, and say "my friend over there likes you" and he will point at one monkey 🙊 with head like kosoa half plot.......
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2. I never knew this covid 19 was serious 😒 until I saw a doctor eating bread 🍞 with drip 💦
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3. Welcome to nigeria where people boost of insanity...... They will be Like, I dey mad ooooo, my head dey sawaooo
The opponent will be like " no be only you mad oooo me self, my head no dey house...... 😂 😂
Where your head come dey before, house of assembly 😂 😂 🚶 🚶 🚶
4. I just broke 💔 up with my Benin girl friend and now she is at her village, my mummy told me that woman will kill me one day, am now seeing otapiapia(insecticide) as energy giving drink...... 😥 😥 😹 😹
5. A girl in my compound said lion is domestic animal trained in a poultry, I was still correcting her when she said science is the best answer to a fool 😹 😂 😂 😂 lo and behold i fainted 😊
6. Kudos to those guys that usually say " I see my future kids in your eyes" Welldone chairman of national population census, hope you are seeing pampers, golden morn and naming ceremony....
Yeeee who stone me 🏃 🏃 🏃 😂 😂
7. That moment you and your dad ague over football ⚽ and he says" kante plays better than messi" that you say see this mumu ooo
Fada lord lemme come and be going 🚶 🚶 🚶
8. Assuming bible were written in nigeria Gen1:3 will be like
God said let there be light and nepa say for which area..... ‼‼▪
9. that moment you want to give ten naira to the offering box and heavy breeze blows the money from your hand to the alter..... 😖 😖 😥 😥
all eyes on me .... 😂 😂
10. I taught have seen it all until I saw a church in enugu named " operation carry devil nack for ground bible ministry 😊 😊 😂
9ja we are moving forward..... 😂
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Love 💗 you all
Which number moved you

WELCOME TO NIGERIA
®Where s*x is free
and love is expensive.
®Where loosing a phone is more painful
than loosing VIRGINITY.
®Where if you don't cheat on
your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms
have become photo STUDIO.
®Where getting a GALAXY
phone is greater than achieving
a DEGREE.
®Where yahoo boys
have brighter future than graduates.
®Where temples are
turned into dating points.
®Where worshipping God in
truth & spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into
realities.
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster than
emergency response.
®Where people fear thieves, robbers &
Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather
than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of
getting married but love to
have s*x...
®Where we have
highest number of musicians
due to unemployment.
®Where the bigger
your offence the
smaller your punishment and
vice versa...
®Where the number of Churches & Mosques
are more than the
worshippers...
®Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say
"Praise THE LORD"...
®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten
Times richer and more
respected than a Professor...
®Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in
support of the politicians who
deprive them of employment &
good life...
®Where someone
who cannot speak English is
given honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!!.

During kissing 💋 where do you expect a guy to be touching??? .....💁💁
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