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If you know more than 3 stingy men then you're a begger 😜😁 daughter of Eve, stop begging us for money

Another day to remind you that your replacement is already in her phone and they talk everyday. Say fi and she's gone 😂💔🤪

Nawaooo 🤔😔, i be okada rider and I was dating one lady and we already plan to do our wedding next month..
I was stop by one guy this night and he mentioned the name of my girl street for me and I was like I will use that opportunity to say hello to her, on our way going, the guy said " bros abeg how can I do it that his girlfriend of 1year will allow ham go 2rounds when they're having s*x?"..
I said you don't need to force a lady if she enjoy the s*x, she will ask for more but this guy said he noticed that everytime he came to sleep at her side, she no dey gree pass 1 round and he no dey like ham, I said maybe she's a type that doesn't love s*x but the guy said "NO" that she can knack Wella whenever she comes to his place even they normally go 3 to 4 rounds at times..

Then I said i don't know the kind of advice I can give him ooo, but make he try marry the girl since she dey give you wella whenever she dey your place , then marry her then be using 300days to knack her, then use 50days to be working and use the remaining 15days for resting😜😁🤣..
He laughed and said this my advice eh 🤣😁😜..

To cut the story short, he said make I stop and where we stop was just adjacent my babe house, then before I knew it, my girl comes out and the guy hug ham and when they were hugging was when my babe sees me on bike because the guy dey turn his back to me to welcome his babe which is mine..

She sees me and shock, I fold my arms and said bro, you never pay me oooo..the guy turn to pay me and my girl dey rub her hands to say sorry but not talking she's just displaying like black and white tv, I said 99days fro a thief and one day for the owner, my girl walked silently back indoor and me too i zoom off..

Wetin I just dey see na her call back to back, I don get more than 40 missed calls now..

Wetin man do woman?
But if na you, wetin you go do?, you go collect her back or what?

I dey on bike on my way to drink 🍻 beer right now but my phone is still ringing and ringing oooo

If you don’t know how to speak English, please rest.
Which one is “happy birthday dear, your days are numbered”😂
As how naw?😭😂

To those of you calling me baby 😘💝
Hope you know the duty of a mother 🤔
Am hungry oo 😔😔😭😆🤣

Those i promise to pay monthly money for should be waiting for my post ..
Giveaway loading 😜
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Murjanatu or wetin be the name of the fake account number you wan use collect another person reward..
fake name and fake account that's 2 in 1 DVD player disc 😜..

But honestly speaking nuclear bomb 💣 dey your head for doing this bro..

I will never fall for this even though you still went ahead to dm me but sorry to say I can't read it because I ignore my inbox more than 3months now so you lose 😁..

If you want to collect something here like reward then that's going to be çurses from different people most especially the ones you wanna claim their money..

You no work you wan chop?
my guy, no food for lazy man oooo..

Idiomatic expressions buruku😜🤣😂

Good morning fams 💞💝💞

Mbaeri Christiana Amaka pls drop your aza in the comment section and tag me for you and the other person monie..
Goodnight fams 💝

The things you take for granted are someone else's answered prayers.

Take nothing for granted, for every experience, every emotion, and every opportunity is a gift that can easily slip through your fingers🙌💝💞

Morning fams 💞💖