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From the Desk of Dr Ugo Ugbujo

An advice for Tinubu's men

It's good to attack Peter Obi daily

But check to see if you aren't making him more popular

The man has no political office

But you talk about him like he is an associate of president

You don't discuss Atiku

You don't discuss Kwankwaso

You don't talk about Elrufai

But morning afternoon night

And with overflowing passion you are on Peter Obi

Some of you say he was a bad governor

But Anambra people say he was a good governor

Nobody believes that your hackneyed line

Some of you say he isn't well schooled

But he is an old boy of the CKC and alumnus of UNN

His old classmates are known

His certificates are clean

The educational institutions he attended have honured him

Some of you say he was a drug dealer

But he was never investigated by any foreign or local agencies

And never forfeited any suspicious monies

He can't wish it on him

Some of you say he is too Igbo

But his wife is from Akwa Ibom

Some of you say he is corrupt

But amongst our politicians he is one of the few that had a visible and thriving business before entering politics

And still has a business

Some of the others whom you worship have never earned one naira outside politics and government but they now fly in personal private jets and ride Rolls Royce cars

My advice is that you attack him tactically

You can ask why he doesn't even discuss the philosophy that he studied

It might be an irrelevant question, but it's honest

Focus on asking why he is not vociferous about the atrocities committed by the unknown gumen

But remember that Tinubu is the commander in chef

Also don't join Sanwo Olu to ask what Obi did with education in Anambra

Don't ask question that will invite the obidient to come and brag. That will be free advertisement for Obi

Never call him a social media politician. The man won Lagos. So leave that thing. People know that Wike likes old whiskey. So leave that for him.

Keep religion out. I beg you. Don't start what you can't even finish. I hear that El Rufai wants to start discussing real and fake Muslims. Just leave religion out of it

So attack Obi with sense

You have made him a real colossus. 💪🏾

Handsome Swiss Guard

"*EVEN WHEN YOU ARE ALONE IN YOUR OPINION, BE BOLD TO PROVE YOUR POINT.*"

The Late President of UGANDA, Idi Amin Dada wanted to change the name of Uganda to Idi."

"Everybody in his Cabinet agreed because they were afraid of him."

"But there was one man, Walyamungu!"

"He said to Idi Amin, 'Your excellency, do you know a country called Cyprus?'"

"Idi Amin said to him, 'What does Cyprus have to do with the changing of Uganda to Idi?'

"Walyamungu replied, 'The citizens of Cyprus are called Cypriots.'"

"If we change the name of Uganda to Idi, we the Ugandans, shall be called Idiots" and the world will call us idiots, which we are not."

"Idi Amin looked at him and said, "You and I are the most intelligent men in this cabinet."

"The name of the country shall remain Uganda and so it remained to this day."

"His was a lone voice yet it stopped the madness of the most despotic dictator that Africa has ever produced."

"The silence of good people makes evil to prevail."

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATHROOM AND BAFFROOM.

Bathroom Is a place where you take a shower, it's a very clean and cool place, you can sleep and charge your phone there if you wish. Bathroom is always inside the house
But you see Baffroom,

Infact, the distance from your house to baffroom is like 10 kilometers . If you are going to the baffroom you need to carry your bucket of water in one hand, your soap container in the other hand and your towel round your neck,

The towel round your neck is the baffroom door so you hang it in a way that will cover the door. Pray make correct breeze no blow cha!

Baffroom has no place to keep soap so you have to hold it in your hand while baffing and if the soap mistakenly drop there, infact just forget it🚶🚶🚶🚶

After baffing, you will still pour water on your legs to remove sand that splashed on it while you baffed

That water must not finish o!

You will take the remaining water back to your doorstep and pour it again on your legs to remove the sand again👌🤣🤣

"Love the life you live. Live the life you love." – Bob Marley 🌴💖🎶💚