OGA BENUE

With Mbolo comedies – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 6 months in a row. 🎉

With Media Boyfriend – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 18 months in a row. 🎉

With Akasi tv – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 8 months in a row. 🎉

If he's cheating on you now while you're still so beautiful and dressing well, imagine when you're sick or pregnant. Run!

The 21 l!£ss our parents told us while we were growing 😄

1. If you drink garri or c0ke after eating mango, you'll d!£🤣🤣

2. You must throw your f@lleñ tooth on the roof before it can grow back.😭😦😭😭

3. When you sing & wave to the £gret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.😂😂😦😭

4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a li0n or m0nkey is giving bîrth. 😘😘😘😘

5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.🙆🙆😘🙆🙆

6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spïr!ts.😂😦😂😂

7. A mother and her son brë@king fir£wood in the Moon as pūnïshmênt, because they went to the f@rm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.😭😅😭

8. Don't wear ruber bands because it dr@ïns bl00d.😅😷😷😷😷

9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get s@tisfied because the d£vīl will be taking some.😭😘😭😭

10. If you bl0w air inside a pencil sh@rpener, it won't sharpen p£ncils anymore.😅😷😅😷

11. If anyone jūmps or crosses you while you're sitting or lyyyiñg down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.😭😭😭

12. If your parents send you on an £rrand and you came back l@te, to esç@pe fl0ggīng or pūn!shmênt, you need to t!£ together certain leaves in the bush.😘😭😭😦

13. If you come to school lãt£, in order not to feel pa!ns during fl0gging, you need to put a stone in your mouth. 😦😂😂😭😭

14. When you sw@llow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Ud@ra), it will germinate and grow in your st0maçh.😷😅😷😷

15. The coconut water is only for the elders. 😭😭😘😘

16. As a young girl, if a boy touch£s you, it'll result to prëgn@nçy. 😂😂😭

17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the £vīl spïr!ts and sērp£nts. 🚶🚶🚶😛

18. If someone b!t£s you while f!ghting and you rub a fowl faeçes on it, the person's teeths will f@ll øff. 😅😦🙆😷

19. If you sweep the room l@te in the night, all your blessings will go away. 😷😷😷

20. If you look at the mirror at nigh

From now to the end of this year it shall be from congratulations to congratulations 🍾🎈🎊 for you if only you believe 🙏🌟😍❤️

A very short story

Konfidential

One of the wórst types of peopIe to deal with are those who lie to you and still get angry when you don't believe their lies.

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Iormba Vershima Solomon Livingstone, Ayangeaor Donald Achia, Fanen Azege, Comr Tiza Nderun, Ezt Terseer Day, Moses Nuhu, Oils Boy James, Spera Ayambi, Comfort Irike, Âlmïghty Judex, Doo Agatha, Lubem Matthew Tallest, Fra Nk, Aondona Simon

Since 50k is enough for your weekend... Oya fine one better joint go enjoy your ... Na you work the money no be next of kin.

Advice to Benue Youth 🌿✨

My dear brothers and sisters of Benue,
The future of our state lies in our hands. As youths, we carry the strength, creativity, and determination to shape tomorrow. Let us not allow division, laziness, or negative influences to steal our potential.

✅ Embrace Education & Skills: Whether formal or vocational, knowledge is a weapon that no one can take from you.
✅ Stay United: Tiv, Idoma, Igede — we are one people. Unity is our greatest strength.
✅ Avoid Social Vices: Crime, drug abuse, and idleness will only destroy your bright future.
✅ Be Hardworking & Innovative: Agriculture, technology, arts — we have what it takes to turn Benue into a land of opportunities.
✅ Get Involved Positively: Speak up, participate in community building, and support leaders who have the people at heart.

Remember: We are the pride of the food basket of the nation. Let us rise with dignity, discipline, and determination.

✍️ — OGA BENUE