ITEM OKPI

Ushering job on the 28th of December in amaokwe item.
Interested? Please call +234 708 572 6392 for more details.

Be there live!You won't want to miss this.

O nuru kparu Ibe ya

The Problems Of Nigeria Started With Confusion In Speaking English...

British: Extreme

American : End

Nigerian : Extreme end

British: Knicker

American: Short

Nigerian: Short knicker

British : Salon

American : Barbershop

Nigerian: Barbing salon

British: Bend

American: corner

Nigerian: Bending corner

British: so,

American: Therefore

Nigerian: So therefore,

British: tell me the reason

America: tell me why

Nigeria: tell me the reason why

British: Ten Pounds each

American: Ten Dollars each

Nigerian: Ten Ten naira each.

You see where our problem started?
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For sometime now, many of our children, relations and wards no longer belong to age groups/ grades in Okoko Item. This is not because they chose not to belong, but because they have little or no information about the existence or availability of age groups/grades in Okoko, given that we are now literally " scattered" around the world as against when we mostly live in Aba.

To make it easier for our young people to join age groups/grades in Okoko,
we are furnishing hereunder a few details about the available age grades/groups as follows:

1.Chibueze Age Grade 1976 -1978
2. Golden Boys 1978-1980
3. Diamond Boys 1981-1983
4.Men of honour 1984-1985
5.Destiny Boys 1986 1988
6. Divine Boys 1989 -1992
7. Kings Boys 1993 -1995.

Kindly use this as a guide for joining the available age groups/grades in Okoko Item.

Meanwhile, the Golden Boys will be inaugurated as a full fledge age group as part of Okoko Day on 26th December 2018. I hear new members would still be accommodated.

Jokwa nu wo

O nuru kpayiru ibe ya.

Umu Bekee! Umurima eji eme onu! Onye keru eluigwo gozie afoh aha muru unu. Umurima aha sa obodo du iche iche k**a onwo ihe jikata waha onu. Waha gara abu nde Item ma o buru aluh nde nne wa ra Item! Uwah bu umu nde adah Item. Item bu afor na amu nde oma. Ayi bu nde agozi agozi! Okeh mbah! We are now the biggest exporter of beautiful children! Quote me any where! Ndi ikhom ayi,onye cholisa ilu nwami,yo ga mbah ga vusa nwami. Nwami o icho I ga Ngwa ma o bu mbaise ga vusa,ayi nwo nde ka waha nma ra Item. Item na enwo Umurima chafu achafu. Nde azuzi Ihe oma... Onwo ndi ikhom ayi juwa wa ma eroh eroh ka akpoysi akpoysi! O dunu nma ele o? O bu kwa nu ndi nmamu ya alu wa. O bu ya meh wah aha ji ala mbah. Ihi nwanta ra Item juya ,a na akpo gi ngini? Ihe i ya anu bu " I can hear but I cannot speak" I si m legbu o gi ra anya! Ra ima atu,onye ga Ngwa ga lusa nwami, ma o kpacharu anya, umu I mu yana asu Igbo ele nde Ngwa. Asusu o bula mie ilu na asu bu Ihe umerima gi ya na asu ra otutu mgbe. Umurima ra nne wa na aka ano mgbe wa chosaje echosa. i si kwa nu o bukwa hu onye mbah Ihe I ya alu, gbalia ele o bula i nworu ike ka i kuzie ru umuaha i ya amu asusu Item. Asusu Item duta ucho ike. O buya meh ayi Ndi item. Ma ayi akpacharu anya,oge bia hu mgbe asusu ayi a ya ala. Chineke ekwo tukwa!! Kayi woru ututu choje ewu oji! O nuru kparu ibe ya. ITEM OKPI! Ala gbawa o rachie! Jokwa nu.

Item nwo madu!! Ra ubochi taa ra afor ole ra ole ga aga,bu mgbe amu nwanne ayi nwoke a na akpo Chukwunenye Eke. Onye a bu dimkpa! Item Okpi ji ya eme onu! Nenye, o duru la gi ra nma! Chineke ya emezuru gi ihe aha bu echiche obi n. Umu agbo Item Okpi, o ka kwa nu alu Mie. Happy Birthday Nwoke Oma.

A na akpo nwanta nwoke a Chima Anyanso. O nwanta Igbere. O fu sa je ijo i no Chi anya NDE umunnna ato(umunna ato bu Item,Igbere ra Alayi) ra House of Representative nke ala ayi bu Nigeria. Chima a ka bu ezigbo nwanta k**a, o ji ututu maru ihe ocho! Umu okorobia ra nde agbo item, Unu no ra ole? Chima gaha, Nda nwa afor Item Okpi ya anochi sa anya yi? Item nwo madu! NDA ibe umu okorobia ayi no iya? Nnenna Ukeje anochisala anya nde Alayi,Chima bu onye igbere ,cho I ga nke ya. Item onye gaje? Oge eru ola mgbe ayi ya etehi ra ura. Item laje azu! Mkpa ra Ezi! E gwo fu Karibe Ojigwo, kpayi kwala rulam afia nwokoro obia Item ojo I ma aru no ra ihe ndoro ndoro ochichia? Umu afor Item oru la mgbe ayi aha ya abia. Ka ayi tikata aka onu bia vulisa ITEM OKPI!!!

HOW ITEM LANGUAGE DIES GRADUALLY (Engli-Item)
Just Letu kwa!
1. Sendiarum airtime
2. Helputum jua ya
3. Shiftuo rum
4. Emechi kwala the shop
5. i disturbuwa m biko
6. Checkie m in next five minutes
7. M cho i enter bike.
8. M ka thinkiwa ya
9. M du BUSY tonwa, m ya akpohachi gi back
10. Emeha ayi ediscussuo ya
11. egivekwala up
12. Takeie time gi o
13. chere kam parkia motor m
14. M cho iga Watchia match
15. Settluom biko
16. Startia the gen tonwa.
17. M du broke
Tinkwa nke gi!
Item Okpi!! Ala gbawa o rachie
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Ka amara nke onye nwo ayi Jesus Christ,ra ihuranya nke Chineke bu Nna duo ayi ubochi taa ruo mgbe ebiyebi,Amen. Ututu Oma nu oo.