Gimbiya Asked

You can only reach your destination

if you walk with
God

🙆🏽‍♂️😂😩😭😭
So my wife and I made a bet once.
We agreed that whoever wins will pick up the other person's character and act as he or she does, while the loser would have to bear that character for a week no matter how bad the character was.

The only rule was that you must portray only the character of that person for a week.

This meant that if I win, I get to be like my wife and act exactly as she does. And she will have to bear it for a whole week.😁😁😁

I was very excited and accepted the challenge happily. My wife had been a pest to me and I needed to show her how much trouble she has been to me when I win and finally get to act her character for a week.

I wanted her to know that I have been tolerating her, and all I tolerated was not as easy as she thought.

Things went down and I lost the bet.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

My wife ended up winning and was now going to pick up my character and act exactly as I do around the house.🤣😂🤣😂

While I was very sad, she was excited and kept shaking her buttocks in my face.🙄🙄🙄

During that one week, I suffered.😩😩

My wife woke up in the morning and asked for her breakfast to be served. She also made me cook morning afternoon and evening.

She would sit down like a Queen and command me like I was her servant.

"Bring me water."

"Bring me my food."

"Give me the chair."

After hours of me cooking in the kitchen, while she sat leg-crossed in the sitting room, she opened her mouth and complained about the food.

"Why is there too much pepper in the food?"

"Your cooking did not taste good today."

"Why is the pot of soup small?"

"Where did the money I gave you go to?"

"Give me my change."

When I tried to complain that she w
as not appreciative enough, I realized that she was only acting how I acted.

That week, she brought out a bunch of clothes just as I usually do, and handed me money to buy soap and detergent and wash the whole clothes.

MARITAL ISSUES

My best friend slept with my wife, I revenged and dated his teenage daughter who is now pregnant for me” – Man Confess

Im a man aged 35. I discovered that my long time best friend was dating my wife. I have all the evidence . She is 25 years old. We got married and had a white weeding last year in April. My best friend is 45.

My friend of over 15 years has been seeing my wife behind my back. I found out about it last year December. My good friend was always exchanging messages and n**e pictures with my wife on Whats App.

I hacked my wife’s phone and thats how i discovered what was happening between them . I dont want to lie guys this broke my heart. I trusted my friend and took him as my own brother.

When i found out i decided not to ask them. Instead I made a desicion to act as if i dont know anything. I wanted to revenge.

My feelings towards my wife changed. I just started acting up and i no longer treat her as i did before . With my friend I am pretending as if all is well.

For my revenge I decided to look for my friends daughter who happens to be a student in one of the Universities close by to my residence. She is 19 years old.

I approached her with the intent of dating her. After a while of trying, I succeeded in having her as my friend and now we have been dating. Im so happy because i actually succeeded. The best part is i have been sleeping with her with no protection. We recently discovered she is now pregnant.

The issue now is she has fallen in love with me to the extent of saying she wants me to marry her. As for me i dont have a problem with that.

As it is Im waiting for the day they will discover that she is pregnant and we exchange i take his daughter and he takes my wife.”

What is your take on this story?

Israel, Jordan River
AM ISRAEL CHAI

ME:- Teacher I have a question 🙋🏾‍♂️

Teacher: -What is it 🙄

Me:- How do u put an Elephant in a fridge😜?

Teacher:- I don't know 😒

Me:- it very easy u just open a fridge and u put an Elephant inside😁

Teacher:- okay 🙊

Me:- And how do u put a donkey in a fridge😜?

Teacher:- very easy u just open the fridge and put a donkey inside 😀

Me:- No u first remove the elephant and then u put a donkey inside😜

Teacher:- ooohhh OK 🤔😊

Me:- I have another question🙋🏾‍♂️..

Teacher:- Go on 🤔

Me:- If all animal attends lion's birthday party which animal will be missing and why😁?

Teacher:- All animals coz lion will eat them 😁

Me:- No its a donkey coz it is still in the fridge😜

Teacher:- u must be crazy🙄

Me:- I'm not,... last question🙋🏾‍♂️

Teacher:- OK go on😏

Me:- How will u cross a river full of crocodiles and there is no bridge ?

Teacher:- i'ts not easy I will just use a boat🤨..

Me:- No all the animals attended the lion's birthday party, crocodile must be there too u just swim across and go💁🏽‍♂️

Teacher:- U fool get out of my class🙄🤧