Lil Cheque

You go dey feel like say na content until you go start project wey pass you then you go understand akpi talk 😂😂

Anyway , just arrange one room inside and park in marry first Ur children will come and start from where you stop and if dey didn't finish your grandchildren will do

A broke man in love is like a clown in a funeral —nobody takes him seriously.

That’s why I stopped chasing love…and started chasing money.

Because money doesn’t cheat.Money doesn’t lie.Money doesn’t suddenly need space.

Money stays where you keep it.

Listen carefully…

If a woman calls you “baby” when you’re rich,and calls you “brother” when you’re broke…

don’t cry.

Go and make money.

Then come back and watch her call you “sir”.

Who is Very Dark Man because BLord is everything most young Nigerians aspire to be.

He’s a billionaire in naira.
He’s under 30 years old.
He has multiple streams of income.
He’s a tech guru.
He’s an importer and exporter.
He has extensive connections, both within and outside Nigeria.
He has built an empire of his own.
He’s an Igbo man.s

I am disappointed in Very Dark Man

I don't have memory to memorize the good things you do for me,
because kindness is normal and expected in this cruel world.
But the bad things you do to me?
I carve them into my brain like a knife on stone.
Good deeds fade like smoke in the street,
but betrayal lives forever in my memory.

I may forget your smile,
I may forget your help,
but I will never forget the day you showed me your real face.

Because Lil Cheque doesn't keep friends in his memory…
he keeps enemies in his philosophy.

Lil Cheque – Dark Philosophy Monologue

When others are building heaven…
I’m busy building hell.

Not because I love evil…
but because heaven never had space for people like me.

They were busy painting angels,
while I was busy counting scars.
They were busy writing prayers,
while I was busy writing survival notes in blood.

Heaven is for the lucky.
Hell is for the prepared.

You see, when people are smiling and shaking hands,
Lil Cheque is sharpening his mind like a knife.
Because this world doesn’t reward kindness —
it rewards madness with confidence.

People say,
“Why are you so dark?”

I say,
Because light never paid my bills.

People say,
“Why are you aggressive?”

I say,
Because silence never protected me.

People say,
“Why are you building hell?”

I say,
Because hell is honest.

In hell, nobody pretends to love you.
In hell, nobody lies about loyalty.
In hell, betrayal is not a surprise —
it’s the national anthem.

That’s why Lil Cheque laughs.

Not because life is funny…
but because pain is a comedian wearing a black suit.

You build heaven with hope.
I build hell with experience.

You build peace with prayers.
I build survival with anger.

You believe in miracles.
I believe in preparation.

And the funniest part is this…

One day, when heaven collapses on top of your dreams,
you will come to hell —

and you will meet Lil Cheque sitting on a broken chair,
smoking weeds, laughing like a mad philosopher, saying:

“Welcome…
I’ve been expecting you.” 😈🔥