Chimuche OKEKE Jonathan

Grace in Jesus Christ name 🙏

Welcome to the second half of the year

Nothing will tamper with your joy and happiness in this Month of July.
Happy new month

Marriage is an institution ordained by God.
Marriage is sacred and until you see marriage in the light, even God can not help you

Don't be intimidated by a lunat!c.

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Happy birthday to a living legend Buchi may more years sir

"Father, in the name of Jesus, I pray for Your divine protection, covering me with Your precious blood and keeping me safe from harm.
Provide for my needs, Lord, and promote me in every area of my life.
May peace and progress reign in my life, bringing destined opportunities and fulfillment.

Lord, You said in Your Word, 'For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, I believe and receive Your blessings, breakthroughs, and advancement. BIG AMEN! 🙏✨💫"

This prayer combines protection, provision, promotion, peace, progress, and trust in God's plans.

THIS PRAYERS 👆 IS FOR YOU
HAPPY WEEKEND

WRITTEN BY A MAN

It was yesterday I finally understood why men love bwesh so much.

See, it starts from childhood we can’t help it.

So this morning around 3am, SGM brought Yagazie to me while I was studying and said, “Abeg help me carry him.”

I carried the boy walked round the room and placed him on my chest and dozed off.

Next thing, the pacifier fell off his mouth His head was resting on my chest.
Before I knew it, this boy latched onto my n!pple like I was his mother 😭

The way he sucked it woke me up immediately.
I jumped and removed him sharp sharp.
Omo, that thing pain me—and this is a boy with no teeth o.

That was the moment I respected women on a different level.

All those times my wife used to scream during breastfeeding—I didn’t really get it.
Until this boy nearly sucked my chest off.

Breastfeeding is another kind of war.
Most men can’t handle 10 seconds of that pain.

And to think this boy was doing it with confidence…
I just dey look am like,
“So this is what you’ve been doing to the bwesh I paid bride price for?”

Since that incident, I’ve been wide awake.
No sleep since then.

If you see me sleeping on the road today, just know Yagazie is the cause. 😩

After all this stress of raising kids and trying to bring them up right,
somebody will still open mouth to ask his wife, “What do you bring to the table?”

Bro… a woman raising kids is not just the table.
It’s the foundation, the cement, the block work, the plumbing, the POP, the roof, and even the fence.

No woman raising kids owes you ‘table’ talk. She is the table.

What Nonsense...!?
*I Can't Say Sorry for Nothing*
*Son*: Dad, I want to get married
*Dad*: First, Tell me you are sorry
*Son*: For what?
*Dad*: Say sorry
*Son*: But for what? What did I do?
*Dad*: Just say sorry
*Son*: But, What have I done wrong?
*Dad*: I said, say sorry
*Son*: Why?
*Dad*: Say Sorry!!
*Son*: Please. Just tell me why?!
*Dad*: Say sorry.
*Son*: OK Dad, I am sorry
*Dad*: Uhun.. You've just qualified for Marriage.
*When U Learn to Say Sorry for No Reason At All*
then u're ready to get married!

LISTEN TO THIS STORY

A man told a story of how on a particular morning,
his wife stormed into d room with a moody look on her face.

Being a gentleman, he asked, Sweetheart what's wrong? She said, Nothing!

(You know when a lady tells you..nothing. irk!).

So He impressed further, you don't sound fine dear..
She replied, I said I'm fine!
He said at that moment he tried to replay in his head, if there was any misunderstanding previously, he couldn't remember any. So, not to cause any tension at all he decided to continue his study in church office.

As he picked the car keys to leave, the wife blurted..
So you are going to leave without showing concern or care?
He said at that point he was angry & shouted. Did I not ask you? Wat else do you want me to do. So he slammed the door and left.
On getting to the car downstairs, about to start the car..
The Holy spirit asked him, if someone
passes by now and mistakenly hit his leg on a stone, what would you say?

He replied, I will tell the person sorry.

The Holy spirit asked again, did u cause the person to hit his/her leg on the stone?

He said No!
Then why would you say sorry for what u didn't cause?

He said instantly he got the message the *Holy Spirit* was trying to pass across.
*That you don't have to be the cause to say Sorry.*

So he got back upstairs, his wife looking at him angrily..

Then he said, *Sweetheart I'm sorry*.
She just wrapped her arm around him and sobs.
What a wonder! He said he was left speechless and wondering..

*DEAR FRIENDS,
Stop justifying yourself.
Can you just tell Him/Her you are sorry even if it was your Partner's Fault?*
I am Sorry can make that
Relationship work!

Have a blessed day and I AM SORRY FOR WHATEVER PAIN OR ANGER that myself or anybody else had brought upon you.

*Note* This is not Meant for ONLY MEN. Women too.

Have a great day.

Family is not sown by blood but family is sewn with thread-bit by bit.

Some times I come online to read posts comments from people's posts and laugh🤣🤣😂
Uwa bu ofu mbia
I can't keel myself