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A young boy met a very rich business man,he asked him,"sir what is the secret of ur success"?
D man repleid,"boy u ve to use ur no 6 in 6ways."
D boy was suprise and asked him,"sir how in 6ways."
He further replied, I do business 6 times in a year.
1. I sell bag of rice during christmass season.
2. I sell children clothes during children's day celebration.
3. I sell poultry during easter celebration period.
4. I sell condom during valentine day.
5. I sell indian h**p on bob marley's remembrance day.
So,u see why i am successful.
D boy ask, sir u ve nt tell me d 6th way.
He smile and said,i go on vacation.
D boy aske, vacation?to where.
He said yes, i normally go on vacation in jeil.

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A booksaller contucting market survey, asked a women; which kind of book has helped you most in life?
She reply, my husband cheque book.

Transparent.

Teacher: akpos what is transprent?
Akpos: transchildren.
Teacher faint.

What is a valley.
Teacher: what is a valley?
Akpos: a valley is a long depression(or a low part) in d land between two higher parts ma.
Teacher: excellent answer akpos, give an example.
Akpos: d space between ur b***s, ma.
akpos is currently serving 1 mornth supession.

A Billionaire
Two girl chatting in a taxi.
1st girl: what kind of man wll u wnt to ve?
2nd girl: A billionaire.
1st girl: what if he has money less to billion?
2nd girl: Even if he has a milliom, it's okey.
1st girl: if nt?
2nd girl: even if he has 500,000 naira it's okey, nt bad.
Me, who was sitting behind, say to d 1st girl "when she reaches 100 naira please wake me up."

You eexpectations shall nt b cut off.
You shall attend a very high zenit in ur endavour.
You shall be called favour for u will recieve favour round about u.
Success shall be ur possion.
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May the almighty God protect all my good friends from this deadly virus called ebola virus in jesus mighty amen.

What do we ve to say to our belove patriotic mother,wife,aunt,sister and daugther. As for me i will say my belove icon and patriotic sister i love u.

This is my country.which country is that? nigeria of course.