Mira

Another one from your fave 😋😛😛😋 mira

1.please ooh why do Nigerian visitors concentrate on watching TV when they see you bringing in food to serve them🤣😁😁😄😃😃😃😃😆😆😅
2.:No one is more respectful than a person who want to borrow money from you...he can even greet your DOGHELLO BINGO HOW ARR YOU🤣😁😁😄😃😃😃😃😆😆😅
3.During a lesson Akpos yawn extremely wide,the teacher tries to make a joke with that Teacher:Apkos don't swallow me oo
Apkos don't worry ma I don't eat goat meat🤣😁😁😄😃😃😃😃😆😆😅
4.bros you wear one boxer for one week without changing it and then you go to church on Sunday and start cleaning chair before you sit down..Bros if I slap you eeh🤣😁😁😄😃😃😃😃😆😆😅
5.when your battery is low your phone reads "connect your charger"as if there is light.. the right thing should be,Una get light,if yes connect your charger🤣😁😁😄😃😃😃😃😆😆😅
6.you must eat very well before you can be able to push first bank door🤣😁😁😄😃😃😃😃😆😆😅
7.Who taught Nigerian parents on how to fall asleep while watching News and wake up when you want to change the channel sincerely speaking I want to know🤣😁😁😄😃😃😃😃😆😆😅
8.One tym in high school, I was dozing in a physics lecture. The teacher from no where asked me; "What is the unit of power equivalent to joule per second" Me: what ?????? Teacher: clap for him it's called a (Watt).
My dear that is when I knew that miracle still exist.🤣😁😁😄😃😃😃😃😆😆😅
9.:An igbo man Open a new Zoo and made the entry fee #5,000,nobody came,he reduced it to #2,500,but still nobody came then #2,000 and then #1,000 but still empty,so he made it free and the zoo was filled in no time then the man released the lion and made the exit fee #20,000🤣😁😁😄😃😃😃😃😆😆😅
10.Yesterday i took my bicycle nd went to the liquor store nd bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket. As i was about to leave, i thought to myself "what if i fall off the bicycle? What will happen to thought to myself "what if i fa

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