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Ballpoint pen drawing
Gwo Gwo Gwo Ngwo 🤣🤣🤣

ULaugh jhoor 😂😅 ✍️

1. I went for a job interview🚶 wearing APC Polo they told me to come back when I'm serious in life 😌🤔

2. When I am drünk I become at alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes, then I look down for bombs, I look back for kidnäppers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zig zag to avoid bullet...

Don’t joke with drunkärds 😂😅🤣

3. Me and my guy 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 visited his girlfriend today. Only for me to crack a joke and a guy started laughing inside her wardrobe 😂

4. I tried to act like whites today, I drank tea with 2 slice of bread I faïnted 3 times before lunch 🙉🤣😂

5. Sometimes it is not the Tailor’s fault...

My sister you just don’t have the same shape as the lady on the catalogue 🤷😂

6. 👩When you’re rich and ügly, girls must find something good in you they’ll be like

“Awwwwn, you got nice fingerprint”

“Wow your skeleton is so romantic”

“Gosh, his shadow is cute” 🤣😂🙉

7. Kids be like: chsjfndjuajbdjja

Me: Huhh ? 🤔

Mother: He said he wants chips 💔😂

8. No disgraçe is worse than a lecturer standing at your back in exam Hall and screäming “some people are already writing nønsense” 💔😂

9. Some of these girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do “MCXI MXI MXCIX” 🙉🤣

10. Na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoïl clothes 🤷😒😂

11. Watching vampire movies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom ! 🙆😂

12. Guys please help me...🥹
What business can I start with N4,000...??🥲

I want to be serious now 😩😂

13.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄

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Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R**e".
29th day= Police case.

Story end.

if u like stay away from relationship for 5 years, any day u are ready, they will still Break ur Heart🤷🙆🤣🤣

Morning food