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1. Call a man a li0n and he will be very happy. But call him an an!mal he will be very àngry.Is a li0n not an anímal?
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2. If you know more than five stīngy people, that means you bég a lot..
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3. In Japan a 17yr old is a doçtor.
In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.
In China a 17yr old is an engineer.
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Søldier.
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity.
In Israel a 17 yr old is a príest.
In Africa a 35yr old is a whatsapp groúp admin.
God why🙆🙆🙆🙆🙎🙎😫

4 In Àfrica a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY while a fat guy from a p00r family is called OROBO.
That's where corrúptí0n started.
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5 Once you marry a bàd wife de dev!l will stop followíng you because he has settled you already😌😌😌

6. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving her while you are still looking for someone to replace her.
This is called constructive elíminat!on by substitut!on.
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7. First female barber recorded in the Bible was Delílah..
Féàr Women 😂

8. Bro you're dāting that girl for more than 💁3years, with no intention of marryīng her please..
Uncle phara0h let my si$ter go

9. Who is a ri$k taker?
A ri$k taker is someone who has running st0mach and still want to méss
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10 *I will never take wééd again 😒.
*I just fínïshed ironíng 25 clothes now and I didn't plug the ir0n.😃😀
Mádoooo 😅😅😅😅😅😅

11. My dear, if a lady asks “how are you” just reply “I am fine”, but if you have møney you can ädd “and you” 😂🚶‍♀️

12. Døn't trüst a girl with only one Facebøok profile picture... She is a boy ! I rëpeat, she is a boy oo 😹😅

13.You are tryíng to go without reaçting 🙄 is not good ooh 😏🤦‍♂️

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1: No mātter how br0k£ a guy is, môn£y for ab0rt!0n will always come out from nowhere if he has imprēgnåt£d a babe most especially if the babe is an ūgly girl. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

2: Do you know that cr0cød!le was once a liz@rd before he joined çūIt? Mostly that ebikpo liz@rd
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3: I mîst@kēnly brøke my
M£díçated glasses yesterday

In ç@se you see me inside Ur r£lātionship
I no dey see well o😏🚶
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4: Rihanna: Sh!ne bright líke a diamond

Ràsh: Diamonds don't shine, id!0t.. They reflèct abeg make I go collect garri for cr£dít my fans go pay🤣🤣🤣

5: Once a girl £nters your room and sees Plasma TV, Fridge, AC, My brother bel!£ve me, a ser!0ús relātionship has started
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6: In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras 📷, the neighbours are enough.
if you think i'm lyy!ng bring your girlfriēnd or b0yfr!ēnd at home when your wife or húsb@nd is not around and see 🤣🤣😂😂😂

7 :When you see twin sisters, just know that the shørt one is always older 🤣🤣🤣🤣

8: She said she know me well ... I said okay if you know me , "how many hairs do I have in my 🤣🤣🤣🤣

9: I went to do DJ for one bur! this morning, I con M!st@kēnly Play "As E De Paīn Them E De sweet Us"...........

I still dey beg make Dem gimme my laptop, I don collect my phone e remain laptop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

10 :Accepting that PUBLIC pr0pósal under préssūre because the crówd is awwning & cl@pp!ng for you,
is rehearsal to çryyy in SEÇR£T.
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11: I pray for the person reading these post will never l@çk môn£y, and food, more blessings

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Everyone please beware of this girI who pretends to be homeIess around Zuba area mostly around the overhead bridge.

She will tell you a sad story about her life, don't fall for it. If you take her home because of her big nyash and big bre@st you will wake up to find everything in your house gone.

She's very beautiful and good in b£d but very d@ngerous. She st0le my phone 6 times.🙄🙄
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