Gator

HE'S TRYING JENNIFER!

throw away all the hatred. let's just laugh at things, let's just laugh with and at someone. just laugh. things will get better if we have joy in us. time for my fish spa.

I'd like to wish happy mother's day to all the mothers whom i helped to get extra cash during their hoing days.

have you guys ever wondered what the pinky finger is for? you can't type with it. it's too small for your nose hole, but a bit too big for your ear hole.

Christmas is fun until the kids come over

everyone acts gangster and s**t until they go on a plane, then it's confession time.

OMG that's like almost 10days ago since i last posted. but it's ok cos Gator aint taking no s**t from no one! Gator does it on his own terms! im sorry

people dont do halloween like they used to anymore.back in my day, we used to throw people into the middle of a stadium and just like release animals like lions tigers polar bears and s**t and they would just beat the s**t out of each other. good times.

There are two types of people in this world
1) people who wash their buttholes with water after taking a s**t
2) people who dont wash their buttholes after taking a s**t. they just wipe their ass and the as***le gets sticky and itchy whole day.like after a**l s*x.

lionel messi, from a scale of 1-10, is an 8.4.
maradonna was an 8.
Glenn Hoddle, now that's a 9.

you know what, lion tastes good. let's go get some more lion.

This guy wins so much, i bet mourinho wouldn't let him celebrate too