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🌝😍 JOKES TIME 😝😂

0.Being a lecturer at university must be hard, imagine teaching a student who drives your dream car how to make money 😂

1 *Michael :* Daddy dis food is small o.😏

*MICHAEL:* Instead of u to b grateful, some have food but cannot eat.😠

*MICHAEL :* Take me to their house.🤨🤨🤨🤨

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2. *Only in Nigeria you turn on gen and they later bring the light then you have to wait for few minutes to know if they're serious before you put it off 😂😂*

3 *The 'M' in man stands for money.*
*The 'W' in woman stands for withdrawal.*
Sense too much! 😁🙆🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

4. If I want to marry, I will marry a gal who works in a radio station, so that if she says she's at work I will turn on my radio to be sure
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5. *The kind of English you will hear in village schools will blow your mind*😂

*Student: sir sir your bike is standing in the afternoon...*
*Teacher: bring it to the evening...*🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🤔

6: *Person wey tell me say what God cannot do, doesn't exist.🙄*
*The person don go collect soap.*🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

7. My Nephew text me "bro" i scored 350 in my jamb, should i apply NYSC straight?"
I replied "Apply Phd direct"
I hate nonsense 🤭

8: Don't feel bad if you upload a picture and nobody comments on it. Who knows? MAYBE you left everyone speechless.😂😂

9. It's only African parents dat will advice you for 6hours & still tell you "I don't have much to say"..... 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

10. Guys
Sometimes you Should take the suitcase, go to the airport, take pictures and go back home😂😂😂😂🙈 just to confuse the enemy 😂😂

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I am something I turn from brother hood to sister hood what am I😏😏😁🙏

1. Sleeping next to your bae or boo for the first time no be moi moi. You have to breath in english, not too loud, deep, and not too fast. Remember, no sn0ring😂🙆‍♂️

2. Sūck his lips while rubbing his manh00d, make him feel extra ordinary good, rub it till it stands strong, then go to your bag and bring out bible, open to where it says "s£x before marriage is a s!n", and then watch out for part two😂

3. No matter how great the s£x is, guys will never smile while cu***ng, they will only vibrate like nokia 3310,😂

4. Nigerian barbers will use powder and make you look like CHRIS BROWN. Boom, when you get home, you resemble MR. IBU😂😂

5. Girls will say that guys can lie and cheat, have you ever dated diala Emmanuel before, chaii, my sister try it and see yourself in the land of roses😁

6. All of you, stand in a straight circle, says our new english teacher😂

7. Brother stop touching me, na lie, she is just pretending. 10 minutes later, you go hear "hàrder, hãrder". If i hear p!m.😏

8. If i become the president, i would marry all the girls in this group. You know why?--- Because i checked their photos and they are so beautiful. Oya, all the girls say AMEN?😌

9. You no get breast, but you wan do nyash surgery. Ah sister, don't you know breast and nyash go together? Oya repeat after me, I AM S.T.U.P.I.D. Say it again a one more time.👀

10. My school teacher taught me most of the l!es i tell today. She would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad, when she knows that my uncle is the school cleaner. Chaii, uncle sorry o😏😁

11. The way i post jokes like this, is the same way i entertain my girlfriend. She must laugh tire. Dating "Diala Emmanuel" good o

12. You wan read number twelve (12) abi, my friend react to my jokes and comment. If i hear "next pls", i go comm0t your teeth 😁😌

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1. My own is that, when I die nobody should come and look at me inside the coffin I'm a very shy person, I might laugh 🤣

2. The truth is, not all women love money. Some of them actually love money, while others love money ,but majority of them love money🥴🥴🥴🥴

3. This post remind me of the day back then in 2021, I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "you will walk." I didn't bother because I knew I was not lam€. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I coudn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare behold I walked..😂

4. Nobody has a better eyesight than a married man coming out from a lodge with his side chick.. He can even see next week😂😂😂

5. Sometimes I don't write anything in my exams because I know that silent is the best answer 😂😂

6. That's not my problem, I was sleeping in church on Sunday, Suddenly I hear "stand up"so I stood up & everyone clapped & then the pastor said who else can give 2 million naira.😭😭😭😭

7. I didn't know I was a celebrity until I went to a poultry. Omo see noise eh! 💃💃💃💃💃🐓🐓🐓🐔.

8. Na only me Neva see Hausa mad man before 🌝 abii them no dey mad?? 😂

9. Them teach you say non-living thing no dey move ✅
Yet you dey believe say table go turn ?? 😂
Dey play 😂😂😂😂😂

10. I may look normal to you... But I once tried calling sim1 with sim2😂

11. Girl: omg Why isn't he texting me back?? 🌝
Me: trying to figure out how to respond to "lol" 😂😂😂😂

12. I was up until 3am studying last night 🌅
Teacher: when did you start??
Me: 2:55am 😂😂😂😂

13. ABEG WHO CANCEL AFTERNOON FOOD FOR NIGERIA 😂😂😂.....
..... IF I MADE YOU LAUGH FOR A SECOND...
PLEASE CAN I CAN I GET A FOLLOW...
GOD BLESS YOU, AS YOU DO SO✅🤲🤲🤲

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Jokes don land oh 🥳🎉
👉Comedy Lord 😂😂 has returned 👈

1) Just because I was training my neighbors chicken on how to run, Dem don label me as thïêf. Imagine 😒😒.

2) I learnt a lot from church and decided to help those in need 🙂🙂. I gave the beggar bread, he threw it back at me and told me to buy soft one for him.....as per wetin? 🤨🤨. As per say u give me moni to keep for u ni?

3) Me: Hello babe, where are u?

Babe: Emm.....bby, I am sorry that I can't talk right now, my private jet is about to take off and I have to turn off my phone, chat you when I get to the United States baby 😍😍😍😘.

Me: (laughs) No need for that babe, I saw as ur papa dey lap u inside Keke napep. I just called to know if u arrived safely 😂😂.



4) I went to withdraw moni 🙂🙂.

POS man: Sir, your account is showing insufficient balance. I don check am and na only N10 dey your account 🤨. Remember say u tell me say na the only moni u don save since this year 🧐🧐.

Me: Guy....lower your voice, wetin be your own self, you want make the person wey dey read dis post know say na only N10 dey my account 😒😒.

5) Man: Who is the owner of the Mercedes Benz parked outside 🙂🙂.

Me: (trying to impress the ladies) That would be me, let me go and re-park.

Man: (stops me) Are you sure?

Me: We have the moni but we are not proud, we don't like to be noticed 🙃🙃.

Man: Officer, it's him 😃

Me: (confused) Him that did what?

Man: You are the thïêf that stole my car, officer arrest this ïdîøt 🙃

Me: Arrest who? I no get bicycle talkless of car, no be me oh. Na impression I wan do.......ha!! Trillions u are finished 🙆🙆. Sir, the key I hold for hand na house key, see sir, see.......I just painted it black to look like car key. I am just an ordinary plumber, abeg sir 😭😭.

Man: Na so Dem dey tok, take him away.......you go explain tire.

Abeg, make una come bail me abeg, e no cost, just 12.5M.

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😂HILARIOUS JOKES. ACTIVATE YOUR MORNING 😍😍🤗.....................................................................................

1. The sméll of some w0men weavon inside public transport is enough motivation to buy my own car!!!
Omo,I almost d!ed today..😭😒🚶

2. Sometimes I shake my head just 2 make sure my brain is still inside. Because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing. 😂😂😂

3. WHAT IS STUP!DiTY?
Stup!dity is when you have headache and instead of buying Paracetamol, you use the money to buy airtime and log into Facebook to post "Feeling headache" with 57 others, just to get comments like "Get well soon, Sorry dear "

Nnaa,Your foolishness is beyond repair ,infact ya mäd😒🤣🤣

4. That moment when your trying to make a silent fart while chilling with family 😘 and the dev!l connects the speakers 🔊😂😂

5. I was shocked when i called my friend, Mtn was like,,dear customer the person u are trying to call is owing us 500 airtime so if he answers pliz help us to convince him to pay back the loan....i immediately fainted🙆🤣 😂

6. Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake🐍 on the TV.🙉🤓😇🙄😌😛😜

7. Aliko Dangote is 136th richest man in the world.
Thinking about my position alone sef is making me to laugh
😆😆😆

8. We are fighting nd u are holding my neck,Do u want to k!ll me? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

9. U got her pregnant and u said is by accident
Sharrapp dia!!!
Why didn't ur spérm attend a driving school?🤔🙄😏

10. Jumping from one man to another is another way of telling God that he shld have created u a Frog🐸...... sister abeg rest 🤔
😂

11. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing
forwards and backwards like MTN Network😉😂
Mtcheww😂😂😂

12. Fat girls are shy to hang their pants outside😜
Why????
Because they know it looks like a parachute😱😂😂
😂😂😂🙆🙆😂😂😂

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Welcome to Nigeria 😂😂
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't care😂 😂 😂!
We are like that😂 😂 😂!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help it😋😋😋!
-We call every detergent omo
It's in our DNA😜😜😛!
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like that🙅🙅
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the house🙅‍♀️
We are just like that.
-When Nepa⚡ takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like that🙅🙅!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem🙈🙈🙈!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care😂🤣!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous 😂🤣😂🤣🤣.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that😂🤣😂
-We can't change, the way we are 😂👍
-We are 😂😂🤪 Nigerians
🏊🏊😂😂😂
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly 😂😂😂.

We are Africans😂😂😂😂😂😀

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1.AFIRCAN parents be like " *Emmanuel*!!!, come and greet your uncle that just returned from Europe He travelled the day you were born😴. Do you still remember him"?😀

2.Do you know that those people 😌 who were
sold during
Slāvē_Trādē 🥳, are now Black Americans,
enjoying America
and Europe but my stÙbbÒrn GrÀndfÀther👴🏾
refused to be sold… See Me nah… now
am a NigÈrian shouting up Nepa.😂

3.I was driving🏎️ Porsche in my dream 💭 last night until my Mom slāpped me and said "Stop pushing the bed to the kitchen id!ot..😂

4."I will take a būllet for you", says a guy
that cannot take ordinary paracetamol
without putting it inside Eba.
Mtcheww😂

5.ushers In Church, They Act Like They're The Biological Children Of God. And The Rest Of Us Were Just Adopted..😂😂

7.When You Want to Charge your phone In a Football Viewing centre and You Mistakenly Off The DSTV during penalty shoot out..
shey you remember when your mum always tell you that your phone will k!ll you one day ?.. The moment has finally come.. Just get ready to d!e😂

8.A woman was bre@stfeeding her son in her shop, a lady passing by said he sūcks just like his father. we are still separating the f!ght. that is where I am since morning.😂

9.How countries bêg for Bread
America: "Please, can I have some?"
England: "Mind if I have a b!te?"
Asia: "Honey, can I join you??"
Nigeria: "Bros, is that bread soft??"😂

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