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😅😅😅😅 Hakuna kitu tricky k**a time budako ni mzee wa BODAA. Unacheki ameishia job unaamua kumshow dem wako akam. Unamwambia achukue bodaa ndio afike mbio kumbe alichukua bodaa ya budako bila kujua.
Budako anamleta hadi kwa gate yenyu.
Lakini hiyo sio shida. Shida ni dem akifika halafu anakukol ukuje kulipa fare 😂😂😂😂 Utajua mbona hakuna Maasai Albino 😄😄😁😆😅🤣

Mike : Hi dear.
Dora :- 👋🏽
Mike : How are you .??
Dora :- 😊👍🏽
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora :- 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora :- 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora :- 👌🏽
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora :- ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora:- 💄💅🏽
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora :- 🙅🏽‍♀️
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you fâiled in English?
Dora:- Who telled you ? It is fâlse.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Påssed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, gods blåst u.

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Imagine being in your Bae's house 😍 wearing a tight bum short 😜 and his tall oversized shirt 😍 with no bra 😘 making your ni***es node out 🤩 cooking for him 💓 Then he enters and hugs you from behind 🍑 feeling his hard d*🍆 you moan a little 💦 then you told him you are preparing for him a meal 🥣 but he told you ain't crucial he simply needs you, for now, 💕 then he start neck kissing till you wet 💦 you then turn to face him and starts kissing deeply 😘 you now both becomes h***y forgetting you were cooking before, 🙊 he carries you and put you on top of burning gas 🔥😭 that's where you will remember what I've been telling you, 🤔
😂😂relationship is not all about sex😂😂😂😂
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RESPECT AFRICA
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A man was suspect!ng his wife of cheating he decided to go to his village and consult a juju man. The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.* 🤔🤔🤔*So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.* 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼*The juju man performed his r!tuals and said to the man...."I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it.* 👀👀👀*The juju man said the two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant for your younger brother."🙆🏼‍♂🙆🏼‍♂🙆🏼‍♂*The man started laughing. The juju man asked him why he was laughing, after all these bad news.* 😂😂😂*The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The juju man said go ahead. The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your compound.* 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😅😅 BABALAWO SHOUTED
"JESUS

A 70 year old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. ....⛴ She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away..... 🙆🏼‍♀️

A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up".....

The lady replied,...... "Sir, if I take my hands off my hat it will blow away"...... 😧

"I understand,..ma'am,..... but .... you aren't wearing any panties", ..... replied the gentleman.

The lady looked down then ...... back up at the gentleman and said, "Sir, .... anything you see down there is 70 years old. I bought this hat only yesterday"....🤣🤣😅😅

Financially - I'm going to win.
Career wise - I'm going to win.
Mentally - I'm going to win.
Emotionally - I'm going to win.
Physically - I'm going to win.
Family wise - I'm going to win.
With Love - I'm going to win.
In my life - I'm going to win.

I'm claiming it all

🤣At a dinner🍽️ filled with friends neighbors👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 and extended family👨‍👩‍👦‍👦
members,

A little boy👦 of about 8years was ask to lead in prayers🤲 dear lord
"he started

"Thanks for giving me lovely such perent.👨‍👩‍👦‍👦
Thanks for our visitors and their children👶 who came today

to eat 😋all our food and ice cream,🍨🍧🧊
Bless them so that they won't come again.

Forgive our neighbors son🧔🏻‍♂️ who rem0ve my sister's👭 clothe👘 from
her body and wrestle 🤼‍♂with her this afternoon.

Lord God this coming Christmas, 🎅🏿please send clothe👘 to all those
nàked ladies👭 on Dad's laptop💻

And provide shelter for those homeless🏠 men who always stay in
mommy's room when Daddy is at work

Amen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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A man should marry at the age of 26 Years.

A lady should be married at the age of 24 Years, ukipita 28 years ukiwa bado uko soko k**a mrembo ujue kuolewa ni tricky kidogo ,utakuwa wa jamii

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Scientists are still investigating why visitors pretend to be watching TV when food is brought to him/ her 🤣🤣
What might be the reason according to you?

Another jokes 🤣🤣
A Man Boarded A Taxi Going Home One Evening but Before The Taxi Took Off, He Saw His Wife entering A Lodge With Another Man🤔He Quickly asked The Taxi Driver, "Do You Want To Make 50,000 naira In Few Mins?".😩 The taxi Man Happily Answered, "Of Course Sir, What Do I Do For You?"🙉The Man Said, Here Is A Photo Of My wife, Go Inside That Lodge And Get Me My Stupid wife As You Pull Her By Her Hair😒.... But Few Mins later The Man Was Surprised To See The Taxi Driver drāgging Out A Different Woman From The Lodge😦 Slāpping And Kīcking Her Terrībly And The Woman Was Screāming.
The Man Shouted At The Taxi driver, " Noo!!! Leave That Woman Alone, She's Not my Wife"😦
The taxi Driver Answered "Relax Sir, This One Is My own wife Hold her For Me While I Go Get Your own wife😂😂

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A girl missed her periød 2 months ago, her mom took her to the clinic for prēgnancy test of which it was positive. Embārrassed, her mom said, who is the pig that got you prēgnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call. An hour later, a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girls house.
Good evening, the man greeted... Your daughter told me the prøblem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issues, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1million dollars. If it's a boy, I 'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I 'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said , my son, if there is mīscarriage, you'll sleep with her again.

Man: Will you marry me?
Woman: Do you have a house, car? How much is your salary?

Man: No salary, but I....

Woman: But what? You want offer me nothing right? Please leave before I open my eyes.

Man: I have 9 buildings in this city, 13 landcrusiers, 20 taxi cars, 3 new V8s, I own three companies, am the one paying salaries to the workers.

Woman: That’s why I said you leave because am coming to your house myself to propose to you. 😂

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