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TeamKenya for World under20 Championship has landed at JKIA to a heroic welcome and lots of mursik.

Ni k**a Moiben pekee ndio imekataa kunyesha. This was the situation earlier today in Kuresoi

KDF recruits are set to pass out tomorrow at RTS, Eldoret and this picture once again comes back to the Internet. You can't believe it is the same person.

Moiben is mourning! The entire Tachasis Farm and Tachasis FC family are heartbroken over the passing of Nehemiah. 💔🕊️

Your presence, passion, and spirit on and off the pitch will be deeply missed. May your soul rest in eternal peace.

Mabaddies na Wamamaz wa Eldoret have constantly been asking what's my secret routine for a smooth, supple and glowing skin. Huwa nawaambia siri ni Sauna na the best ni Afyacare Sauna Kimumu.

Sauna huwa inaimprove blood flow on the skin, this brings the nutrients that nourish the skin alafu inatoa all the bad stuff. Alafu the sweating opens up the pores removing the tiny debris that block up your pores.

With a clean and healthy skin sasa ukipaka hizo serums and whatevers inakua effective on your skin. Serum yangu inakuanga arimis ndio maana am the only black but handsome guy in Eldoret.

Those who have been constantly asking for job opportunities in Eldoret ndio hii moja. Denri is hiring Shop Attendants.

Ayayayah!! Nyota imenimulika leo!! Nimeokota mia hapa Junction. Sasa nataka mupange wamama wa kunipigia shangwe na vigelegele kando ya barabara kuanzia hapo Kipchoge mpaka Drips Lounge as I'll be landing there in a few for some pork. Nimefika hapa Hawaii aboard the ceremonial car with my Chauffeur The Boy.

Pale Drips waniekee madem k**a 20 wa Dorime wakae stand by, nikimaliza kukula pork hivi nataka Cherargei ikuje k**a imebebwa juu juu na vimulimuli zinawaka k**a nyota yangu!!

Political aspirants can meet me at the balcony from 4.00 PM. I will fund your campaigns, just come with your budget and bank accounts.

Kuna combination moja moto ya U.G Governor seat inatokea.

Koti Moja will eat dust!!

It's high time for our leaders to get serious about their safety. The same plane that recently flew Sifuna to Kitui had been involved in a crash in Congo just last year.

Here is the Incident Report:
July 27, 2025: – Kenyan registered 5Y-LJM Cessna 208B Grand Caravan, Bunia, DR Congo, (Runway Excursion) 2 POB - minor Injuries, sustained substantial damage to the outer left wing and a dislodged, bent nose landing gear; initial findings point towards mechanical failure.

These leaders should have serious security teams that pick even the slightest mishaps, inconsistencies or weak links in their bosses' itinerary. Ndio baadaye isikue blame games.