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Doctor: Aap roz exercise karte ho?
Patient: Ji haan!
Doctor: Kya karte ho?
Patient: Mobile ko 100 baar utha kar dekh leta hoon! 📱😂

Pappu: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Papa: Beta, bahut mehnat se.
Pappu: Tabhi to ghar ki light theek nahi kar pa rahe! 😜

Maa: Beta, bada hoke kya banoge?
Beta: Mummy, shaadi karunga.
Maa: Mera matlab kya banoge?
Beta: Dulha! 😆

Dost: Bhai padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?
Main: Bas chal rahi hai…
Dost: Matlab?
Main: Matlab teacher chalate hain, hum dekhte rehte hain! 😆

Master ji: Agar tumhare paas 5 aam hain aur 2 kha liye, kitne bache?
Pappu: 5.
Master ji: Kaise?
Pappu: Kyunki 2 maine chhupkar kha liye, aapko pata hi nahi chala! 😂

Biwi: Suno ji, aap mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho?
Pati: Itna ki tumhare bina jee nahi sakta.
Biwi: Sach?
Pati: Haan, bijli ka bill kaun bharega phir? 😜

Doctor: Aapko aaram ki zarurat hai, ye lo neend ki goli.
Patient: Par doctor sahab, mujhe neend nahi aati!
Doctor: Isliye to de raha hoon, taaki mujhe aaram mile! 😂

Teacher: Batao 1869 me kya hua tha?
Student: Gandhi ji ka janm hua tha.
Teacher: Bilkul sahi! Aur 1870 me?
Student: Gandhi ji ek saal ke ho gaye the! 😄