The Chetae Mess

New report from the food inspector is in. The mess’s founder has an inkling towards whatever is next to godliness.

Hoping everyone is safe and healthy in this troubling lockdown period. Guess the easiest dish to whip up to rid yourself of some quarantine hunger? It's the warm taste of love in the 'kettle spl maeggy' from our maker's kitchen. Sadly we don't deliver, and the outlet is permanently shut ever since the summer of 2017. However, the beauty of our product is in the maker's hands and right now, we request you all to keep healthy, stay home and whip out as many 'nandhini spl dishes' as required rather than ordering in food to keep yourselves going.

With love,
the TCM staff

PS. Dear Mistah Hesh Waran, we hope you are still avoiding those mushroom omelettes and keeping healthy.

Aduuh winter is here: Time to whip up some instant, hot Maggi

Wishing our Prince a very happy birthday!
Long may he reign.

"Home is where the heart is."

P.s - Manoj, you shall live forever in our hearts.

The Opening Night - Chetae Mess Don't forget to hit like and comment 'k'.

A tribute to our proud lord, ruler of the seven kitchens (with Hesh), king in the west (Vakola), slayer of dragons, (unburnt), breaker of chains (sprayer of Coke/Pepsi on freshly made beds), protector of the realm, our Tanning Chetum.

Tribute to a Cheta A one hour project with the theme of "friendship" in a boys dormitory of an institute. Shot on an iPhone and edited on the spot. Do laugh.

New menu, folks.

I'm back. Eh he he he.


Mess mein naya chehra!

Did you miss me guys? I'm back. Sort of. Don't eat the mushroom omelette at Yolkshire. One of our patrons has fallen ill. Please send across your best wishes and regards.

Use " " while posting pictures online and get free Nandhini Spl. Milk Shake! As a part of the FOC publicity campaign, The Chetae Mess will provide an extra serving of Meggie when a customer changes their profile picture to one of the pictures taken at the FOC Photoshoot.
Good Day, and
Peas.