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Prof:
Chemical Symbol Of Barium?

Sardar:
Ba

Prof:
For Sodium?

Sardar:
Na

Prof:
What Will Happen When 1 Atom Of Ba
And 2 Atom Of Na Combine??

Sardar:
Banana

Maine Usey Peeta , Us Ney Usay Peeta
“Sin” Theeta Upon “Cos” Theeta Is Equal To “Tan” Theeta

Story: Once a boy was smoking at
airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette
peete ho ?
Boy:40 - 50
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete
pe kharch kye hue paise bachate
to samne khari hui BMW car
tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car
meri hi hai.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se
bezti bhi ho jaati
hai.. :P

Do U Know,
Nobel Prize Is Given For Science & Literature
But Not For Maths
Why
Bcoz Alfred Nobel’s Wife
Had Run Away With A Maths Professor.
Funny But True.

If Mathematicians Became Film Producers,
Then,
The Title Would Be Something Like This…
Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity
Mai Log Ki Deewani Hoon
Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge
Hum Solution Nikal Chuke Sanam
Humara Differential Aapke Paas Hai
Kyun? Summition Ho Gaya Na
Maine Maths Kyun Liya
3 Variables
My Name Is Integration And I Am Not A Derivative… ;->

"Practical Jokes."
Engineering Question,

*Some Text Missing*

What Is Missing?

Explain With Valid Reasons
(10 Marks)

Story Of Newton’s Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
“AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT’S STOPPED”

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
D Cow,
It Gave A Sound ‘MA’
He Formulated D 2nd Law
“F = MA”

After Sometimes D Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated D 3rd Law
“EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION” =P

"Science Jokes."

Na Thi Usko Mere Pyaar Ki Qadar,
NA Thi Mujh Ko Usk Pyaar Ki Qadar,
Bus Maine Bhe Soch Liya Is Kadar,
Two Parallel Lines Cannot Intersect Each Other… ;->

Physics Would Have Been Much Easier..
If…
If..
If..
“Tree” Had Fallen On Newton’s Head
Instead Of Apple.. :-P :-D

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor..

His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said:
He Died Last Week..

Next Day Student Called Again..
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She Again Pickd Up Nd Said:
I T0ld U He Died Last Week

He Called The Third Time

The Wife Said:
He Died
Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again?

Student:
Sun K Acha Lagta Ae :-)