INFINITY

Kya time aa gaya hai..
Boys ke liye film bani to
"Ek Tha Tiger"
Girls ka number aaya to
"Ek thi daayan":))

Pyar vyar toh ek bahana hai, dil mile
na mile lips ko milana hai, yeh style hai
sab Ashiko ka,
kya kare yaar yeh Dilip Kumar ka nahi
Imran Hasmi ka Zamana hai../:)

Do ladke do ladkiyo ka peecha kar rahe
the, rakshabandhan ka din tha
Ladkiya shop me ghusi aur do rakhi
khareedi aur dono ko bandh kar boli
happy rakshabandhan bhaiya
Ladko ne ek dusre ko kaha..
'chal koi nae yaar to meri behen se
shaadi kar le mai teri behen se kar leta
hoo'
Boyzz rocked
Grlzz shocked

Me : Thank you!:-)
She : My Pleasure :-P
Me : My Bajaj Discover :-D
*Gets Blocked*

Ek din Galib scooter se jaa rahe the,
Samne 1 bachha aa gaya....
galib ne farmaya
'Ankho me jal rahe hai unki yadoo ke deep,
Hat ja chotu.. peep..peep..peep' !!!

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki
Marji!

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "no one gives a f**k!".....

The only reason our mothers don't
shop online is that they can't
bargain.. =))

plz dnt compere sachin with
others..coz the thingd which make
him great are..
1.during the period 1990 to 2000
india bcome one of the bst teams
bcoz of sachin.
2.during dat period there wre no
othr bstsmn to explore wstern fast
bowlrs.
3.durng dat tim there are two typ
batsmans.cosistnt but poor strik rateinconsistnt but bettr strik rate
but schin is a mix of that..ie
consistnt wth bttr strik rate.
4.he is the most stylish batsman.
5.evn tge time of his dearst fathr's
death, he plyd for india and scord
140*
6.he alws simple and alws keep his
foot on earth even goes to the
sublimity of success...
7. jst aftr 1999 wrld cup..Indian
crickr lovrs including me shoked to
hear that our main players Mhmmd
Asrudeen,Ajay Jadeja Nine Mongiya
etc were included in Match Fixing
Issue..
8. more dan 50 times sachin given
out even he was not out,he never
shown his anger to anyone on
ground..
Even then We didnt giveup Crikrt
bcoz of a 5feet 5inch man...the real
gentleman named Sachin Ramesh
Tendulkar...
there are 100000s of reasn more ...to
share..
but the painful thng is
new gneration couldnt knw what is
the real greatnss of sachin..