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Standing behind an elderly couple at the cashiers in Tesco
Cashier - ‘And sir do you have a bag for life?’
Husband - ‘Yeh she’s right here’.
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If an Irish person says ‘The other day’ that time frame could be anytime from last week to birth - follow me for more information on the Irish😉

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Was not aware these were a thing🤣🤣

I started a 30 day no swearing challenge today which I will restart again tomorrow.

Her: ‘Where are you?’
Him: ‘I’m at the bus stop waiting on the bus’
Her: ‘Well hurry up’
Him: ‘What do you want me to do wait faster?’🙄

A woman cut in front of me at Tesco with ice cream, wine and a box of tampons - i wasn’t messing with that.