Bad Luck Machine

Well I didn’t know all my insta posts were here. Idk how to turn it off

SURPRISE

4 new chokers and a wrist cuff just got added to the site.

HEATHEN CHOKER
XL flared cone spikes on veg tan leather, once again modelled on my beautiful friend

OPUS CHOKER
Modelled by the lovely
XL and Mid sized alternating spikes on 7oz veg tan leather.

Alright hoes, there’s gonna be a FAT choker restock on my online store this Friday 7pm TORONTO TIME est I think ngl idk the time code thing for sure but yeah. IF YOU WANT TO PICK UP IN TORONTO DM AND ETRANSFER ME. Pickup only at black market underground within 2 weeks of purchase or I will shove the whole choker up my ass and you won’t get it back until I return from the ER

Products like these are tested on animals honey ;)

Suuuper big spikes… familiar shape? Oddly human?

SOLD to

Big n small alternating spikes on veg tan leather - $100 CAD, DM to purchase or find in store at

Dinner is served ppl, more super XL spiked chokers making their way to the stores next week

I’ve been making a whole ton of stuff lately and selling it at and without photographing it my bad guys

Anyway here’s some chokers I made yesterday that will be in the black market cabinet today!