Samuel Snail

Nearly went for a swim.

With my friend Sybil, who very kindly didn't eat me.

Can't believe my idiot owner went to see Nine Inch Snails and didn't take me.

The glamour never ends.

A weekend by the sea.

Off on a day trip!

A new friend has joined the clan!

This weekend, Cow Cowl Cow and I took part in the Vegan Runners sports day. I won the sack race, as CCC couldn't fit her hooves in the sack. She won the bean bag race, since I already have a shell on my back and had nowhere to put it. Neither of us won the avocado-and-spoon race, because we don't have opposable thumbs, or indeed any form of hand, and therefore can't hold a spoon. Three-legged race was a complete non starter because she has four legs and I have none.

At least with the event being run by vegans we knew we wouldn't get eaten as punishment for our poor performance.