Assault

Nottingham's alternative to the alternative

Ladies and gentlemen, after years in exile, we are very pleased to announce…

ASSAULT IS BACK!
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DRINKS OFFERS
Double Smirnoff & Red Bull £2.50
Double JD & Coke £2.75
Sailor Jerry & Coke £2.00

Budweiser (Bottle) £2.50
VK (Bottle) £2.00

Hooch, Tuborg and Somersby (Cans) £2 .00
Redstripe (Cans) £2.50

Jung bomb £1.50
Jerry Bomb £2.00
Trent bomb £2.5

11/07/2025

We sat down and tried to do some promo but instead drank beer.

Because why break the habit of a lifetime, eh?

There's a 25 minute supercut of this nonsense that we might stick on YouTube, and a four hour version that should never see the light of day.

03/03/2025

…would like to apologise in advance

🚨AFTER PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

We are incredibly excited to release details of this year's after party! This year, we'll be hosting a Silent Disco at Saltbox Bar featuring your favourite club nights!

Alongside the legends from Assault, we'll be welcoming emo anthem party starters Deadbolt Club and folk & power metal enthusiasts, Raise Your Horns 🤘🥳

Tickets are on sale now from www.mangatafestivalco.uk

21/01/2022

A sad day for all of us.

RIP Meat Loaf :(

30/10/2020

At least, in our absence, we're all spared Nick dressing as 'Sexy Coronavirus'.

Hope you're all keeping well, friends

18/08/2020

11/04/2020

NEWS!

In order to support our NHS, and various local groups doing excellent charitable works in these dark times, we're happy to announce that Assault will not be returning.

Now go support your local food bank.