SigmaVet

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Welcome to Sigmavet, your independent veterinary surgery in March, Cambridgeshire!

Our dedicated team of 10 highly qualified professionals is committed to providing exceptional, consistent care for your beloved pets.

11/06/2026

The ultimate vet clinic hack... the โ€˜Hubby Receiptโ€™. ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ’ธ

'Oh this? It was only a tenner!' ๐Ÿ˜‚ What happens at the vet clinic, stays at the vet clinic !

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

10/06/2026

The 'Cone of Shame' is exactly as annoying as your dog tells you it is! ๐Ÿ˜…

We walked a mile in our patients' collars today, and letโ€™s just say we wouldnโ€™t have survived without human hands to cheat with! Eating, drinking, existing... itโ€™s all a struggle. Imagine doing all of this with paws!

Who has a pet that had to live the lampshade life recently? Spam the comments with your funniest buster collar throwback pics! ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‡

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

09/06/2026

Chair occupied for: 0.4 seconds. A new clinic record! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚

Your brain will aggressively manifest a fake crisis just to save you from having to reply to emails. The desk is basically lava. See you never, admin! โœŒ๏ธ

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

08/06/2026

Leadership is about knowing when to ask for help.
It is also about knowing when your manager is unavailable because he is trapped in a tunic. ๐Ÿ˜‚

She came in with a problem and left with character development.

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

05/06/2026

Client: โ€˜Do you have any female vets?โ€™
Team: โ€˜Give us 10 seconds.โ€™ ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜‚

The commitment to the role, the hair flip, the confidence... honestly award-worthy.

And yes, we do actually have a lovely female vet, Seren , who many of you will have already met. This was simply the more dramatic option.

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

04/06/2026

From Culprit to Chief of Security in 24 hours. ๐Ÿฆดโš–๏ธ

Our spaniel superstar is taking her new role very seriously today. Bag checks are mandatory, and the only way to pass is with a high-value treat bribe. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Keep your zippers closed, people!

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

03/06/2026

We have a cyber security breach at the clinic, and the prime suspect has very floppy ears! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿถ

When you canโ€™t trust the humans to give you enough snacks, you just have to log in and change your own medical records. Diagnosis: far too skinny. Official treatment plan: unlimited biscuits. Case closed! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

02/06/2026

Error 404: Manager not found. โ˜•โŒ

Attempting a caffeine detox in the veterinary industry results in an immediate and complete system shutdown. Weโ€™ll just leave him snoring on the floor until someone brings an espresso to reboot him! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

01/06/2026

Wellโ€ฆ he followed the request perfectly, didn't he? ๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

The clinic asked for a stool sample, and Vlad went straight to the best stool in the practice. Not quite what they meant, but points for enthusiasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

29/05/2026

The final boss of the clinic pen hoarders. ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ๐Ÿ‘น

Asking Kristi if sheโ€™s seen your pen is a trap. She hasnโ€™t seen it; itโ€™s just become part of her permanent uniform now. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Good luck getting it back!

Friendly reminder: this is a comedy sketch. The chaos is exaggerated, the care is real.

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Address


107 High Street
March
PE159LH

Opening Hours

Monday 8:30am - 6:30pm
Tuesday 8:30am - 6:30pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 6:30pm
Thursday 8:30am - 6:30pm
Friday 8:30am - 6:30pm
Saturday 8:30am - 2:30pm