Fresh Copy

Every business needs leads to survive.

So if you're grinding and you need to turn the cashmoney tap on, check this out 👇

For the expert with a growing audience who still can’t figure out why the sales aren’t flowing.

In our one hour intensive, I’ll walk you through exactly where your attention’s leaking and why - then send you the fixes within 48 hours that you can act on ASAP.

No generic advice. Just your biggest bottlenecks and exactly what to do next.

If that’s you - or someone you know - dm me or drop a 🚰 and I’ll send you details.

PS you’ll get to meet Poppy the unicorn on the call too.

I dunno about you, but I’m ready for some fun.

I don’t want to systemise my business like it’s sacred geometry.
I want to muck around and make some money.

So I’ve created a free group called The Playground - for people who want to do the same.

No frameworks. More play and collaborating with smart people.

There’s a super quick way to run a fun auction in your own community — easy to learn and just as easy to get going. And you can come and laugh at my sh*te Canva skills while you’re there.

So if you sell stuff online - and you’re craving that spark again - come and play while I’m setting the table.

Early birds get first dibs (and my unfiltered rambles).

Link in comments :)

A client sent me their offer yesterday with this note: "I know this is good, but it doesn't sound like me."

Same day, we had a version that felt authentic to their voice and much clearer to their audience.

This is why I'm testing Mini Offer Makeovers:

✅ Your offer copy refined for clarity and authenticity
✅ Loom video walking through key messages and different angles you can test

£100 flat rate. I have 2 spots available this week.

If you're struggling to articulate what you do in a way that feels genuinely you, comment below or send me a message.

Know someone wrestling with their messaging? Please share this post.

Thanks peeps! 🤘

The sea air slapped us in the face today. Just like it does on the first day of every year.
And thank god. Nice to have a break from income goals and words of the year. To stop thinking about what big moves we could have made. Whose lives we didn’t change. The rooms that gathered dust. The work we didn’t do.
F**k it. We’re here. We made it. We get to fight another day. Our heart’s are pure. We deserve good things.

Hey all, quick update on what I do and how it could help you:

- I write sales emails. However you might feel about email, they still deliver the best ROI. Bonus, mine are funny and folk like 'em.

- I write web copy that's audience focused. No more banging on about jargon or your flippin office locations. Connect with the people you want to attract on the stuff they care about.

- I write ads that sell your courses, your product and your service.

- I audit sales processes to find what your customers need so they can buy from you.

I'm also good at cv's, best man speeches and passive aggressive whatsapps.

Drop me a line if you need some fresh copy in your life.
Thanks!

We’ve got to that phase.

The one where they play together and my heart hurts with pride.

Then someone gets Lego’d. One grabs the others hair and the other pushes back.

The little one rage stomps over the bricks like some sort of fire walk. The bigger one breaks the tower across her knee. Sh*t’s about to go down..

And then they bond over a shared bit of cornflake wedged between the sofa cushions, and things are good.

Ps, pls don’t talk to me about the teenage years. I prefer to experience chaos when it’s thrust upon me..

With both kids now at nursery, I’m expanding and have availability for new clients.

To celebrate, I’m offering a 10% discount on my services to the first 5 new clients I sign up.

Please share with anyone you think this could help! Link in comments. Thanks all ✌️

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