Sam Cornforth

Sam Cornforth

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Full time Manchild. 0-hour contract Professional Actor. I take making stupid content too seriously…

23/10/2025

POV: you fall in LOVE but… HE’S A TRIATHLETE. 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️

*No joke, my resting heart rate is 7…

Cast in order of appearance
Handsome Triathlete:    
Handsome Italian Voice Over Artist:
“Coffee” Girl: 
The Best Coffee Machine EVER: Rivelia (not even joking)


21/10/2025

POV: your Dad gets a new gadget 🥸🤳🍗

*proceeds to read you the entire manual.
**and post it on the village page.

Cast in order of appearance…
Default British Dad:
Patient Son:
Series 6 AirFryer: ad

20/10/2025

My brain during EVERY long run 🧠🏃‍♂️👀

Cast
Handsome Running God:
Brain Manager (handsome):
Timothy (handsome):
Steve (handsome):
Peter (handsome):
John (handsome):
Poo Monster:

*Also applies to doing ANYTHING I care about.
**The Poo Monster is always there in the shadows. 😈
***Wouldn’t recommend trying new gels whilst running a marathon.

18/10/2025

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY Meine liebe 💕🥸

Roses are red,
I’m worried for your heart,
But I do love you,
Even when you really pathetic fart.

Tash² 4 life x

16/10/2025

Nobody… Flies every summer: CAUSING CHAOS🕺🕺💨

Cast in order of appearance
Bob the fly:
Jeff the fly:
Silly human: @ my mum
John the melt:
The goodest boy: @ Doug

*first posted this 3 years ago today and it remains one of my favourite sketches ever. And as painfully relatable today. ❤️

15/10/2025

IT IS COMING FOR YOU. 🥲😈

*title of video edited as per the request of the comment section! Enjoy x

14/10/2025

Having a great day = IMMEDIATELY RUINED! 🙂➡️☹️

Cast in order of appearance…
Handsome Happy Bloke :
Same Bloke in Reality:

*The shortest, accidental horror movie made in the palm of your hand.
**I vote that Apple should be forced to add a jump scare warning before it allows selfie camera to pop up.

#29
#30

07/10/2025

Nobody: … Dads at the gym: 🥸👍👟

*came to talk to strangers.
**stayed to figure out how to use literally everything.

Cast in order of appearance…
Default British Dad:
Patient Son:

30/09/2025
25/09/2025

Influencers when they run a marathon 😎🤳

Cast…
Pavement pounder:
Pacemaker: @ someone rubbish

⚠️ Disclaimer: I’ve ran two marathons with little training and they both remain the top 2 worst days of my life, I have nothing but respect for anyone that voluntarily does them often. But your stories are objectively hilarious

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