Newton Webb

I've been replaced in my video chair by a smaller, hairier podcast host.

It's Friday! And this week's spark comes from my folk horror story set in Sherwood Forest. My objective was to find beauty in horror. It was first published in Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 2.

https://geni.us/totm2

Remember, greed is the root of all evil.

Have a good weekend, my wicked darlings!


Maraheathauthor

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allan Poe

It's Friday! And this week's spark comes from the sinful, sexually charged splatterpunk novella, Gommorah. First published in Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 4.

https://geni.us/totm4

Something naughty lurks in the basement.

Have a good weekend, my wicked darlings!

I'm trying to edit TotM 5.

But Buddy is trying to persuade me to order a KFC.

Gadebridge Park has officially hit rock bottom. While out walking Buddy this morning, I witnessed a murder.

The legendary Lord of Bones, Ash Ericmore is offering this ridiculously generous giveaway.

Go for it!!

🎁🎉COMPETITION TIME🎉🎁

I'm giving away nearly £300 worth of Ash goodies in my biggest EVER giveaway! Here's what's up for grabs:

- One Year Full Access to my Patreon
- includes free ebook copies of every book I publish in that time
- Ash Plushie
- Signed numbered limited edition hardback of Jane Doe
- Signed Farm Animals
- Signed End of All Things 1 or a kind Author Proof
- Signed The Rectory
- Signed Spawn Trilogy
- Pile of Swag

THIS SHIPS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD - OPEN INTERNATIONALLY

To enter:
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COMPETITION ENDS 1pm BST September 30, 2026

Facebook/Meta has nothing to do with this competition.

Hello, my wicked darlings,

A brief public safety announcement. My Reddit was hacked by a nefarious individual. I would like to assure everyone that it wasn't my va**na in the published photos.

The photos have been removed, the password changed, and I've finally adopted two factor authentication. (Didn't you work in IT for over two decades? Idiot.)

Anyway, apologies for any distress. I know this dilutes my brand, as photos of my gnarly trotters are my primary moneymaker, but I hope you'll forgive me in these trying times.

Sweet screams,

Newt. xx

It's Friday! And this week's spark comes from the pedantic fuddy-duddy Jeremy Deakin. A sartorial horror from Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 4.

https://geni.us/totm4

Have you ever been terrified by trousers? Well, these beasts are... corduroy.

Have a good weekend, my wicked darlings!

Peter Cullen
Tim Curry
Dolly Parton

This is a fecking awful week.