Count To Five Play

Dearest Cape Town, God here.

Yes, God, the one in green on the poster. You know of me but you haven’t really gotten to know me. Well, here is your opportunity beloveds.

COUNT TO FIVE is coming to the Masambe Theatre Baxter Theatre in its first performance on South African soil 🇿🇦 Do yourself a favor and come see the show. It’s all such a delicious affair 🔥

27 March - 4 April (except 30 & 31 March)
19:30 (15:00 matinees on selected days)

Tickets: https://linktr.ee/count2five

PS: To my Joburg loves, don’t feel left out, go to the linktree link above and sign up to get updates on when you’ll get to enjoy this rage-fest.

Ta xx

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5 characters. 5 angry characters. Or 4 angry characters and one indifferent God.

Either way, rage makes its way to the stage at Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2-10 AUG! 9:55pm | Thistle Theatre at Riddle’s Court |

Come laugh. Come feel the wrath 🔥

PS. If you’re in London, follow this page for updates. There may be news for you soon 😘✨

Edinburgh Festival Fringe

Hey Facebook, it's been a while. This is the best place for milestones and such things so here goes nothing.

I’m turning 30 this year and my gift to myself is to return to things that make me happy with no expectations of the outcome. Just doing it for me. For the joy.

So in the spirit of just doing it, I’ll be returning to the stage with the Edinburgh Festival Fringe debut of my one woman show COUNT TO FIVE () directed by the one and only and produced by .uk

It’s a somewhat-biographical exploration of the absurdities and rationales of my innermost rage. It’s told through 5 characters and I think it’s the most unhinged piece of work I’ve ever made. I’m terrified. I’m excited.

So, here are the details:

2-10 AUGUST, 9:55pm | Thistle Theatre, Greenside at Riddle’s Court |

UK lovelies, please come through if you can or spread the word if you can’t.

Tickets: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/count-to-five

When is the appropriate time to lose your s**t? We figured now is as good a time as any — that’s why dreamatorium.uk is bringing Zamalisa's somewhat biographical one-woman show COUNT TO FIVE to Edinburgh Festival Fringe from 2-10 AUGUST, 9:55pm at Greenside Venues Thistle Theatre

Come watch Zamalisa and 4 other characters in her Fringe debut that personifies her own memories (real or hyperbolic) to embark on a laugh-packed exploration of the absurdities and rationales of her innermost rage.

UK darlings come through if you can or spread the word if you can’t. It’s gonna be wild, as if you’d expect anything less.

Tickets: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/count-to-five